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Announcer: ( Here are some more prizes to amaze here on marriage maze)
Brad: Dear blender (You won't blend into the background with this in your home, it sells for $39.99)
Oh won't you help a first offender. (Prizes are provided by...)
Oh, toaster (Pop up in the popularity ratings with this one in your home)
Don't you put the burn on me (Look at this!)
Refrigerator, why are we always sooner or later (And it sells for around $1999.99)
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.
(Living on the knife edge)
Dear knife drawer (Stay sharp with this keen knife enhancer)
Now won't you help me to face life more
Oh, trashcan (You can't can what the trashcan can)
Don't you put the dirt on me.
Oh percolator, why are we always sooner or later. (No toil no trouble)
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.

Janet: Everything used to be okay but I've been had
And Brad, I'm glad to say, is on his way. (Try a prize computer wise)
Micro digital awaker, why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.
Shower curtain (Wash those blues away in a shower by April Shower)
Oh won't you help me to be certain.
Oh toothpaste (Arm yourself some teeth)
Don't you put the squeeze on me
Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.
Tell me, spectator, why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.