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*Russel walks up to the pew, wearing dark glasses and Del's hat.*
Russel: *clears throat* We are gathered here not to mourn, but to celebrate the life of Teren Delvon Jones, or as he was known, "Del Tha Funkee Homosapien"
random person: Amen!
Russel: *pauses* No one could say he was a man of few words. He always had to be involved in everything, even if it didn't involve him. He always had to have the last word, but could make any situation interesting, even if everyone else said he was messing it up.(Speaks volumes about "Clint Eastwood and "Rock the House", eh?)
random person: Preach on!
Russel:*now mildly perturbed* The shooting of Del was one nobody could predict, and honestly, one that shouldn't have happened.
Random person: God rest his soul!
Russel sad in Del's voice) Could you shut the hell up?! Russel's tryin' to talk, and this is the 3rd time someone messed him up!
*gasp*
Russel:er...that was something Del might have said...anyhow, I personally think the spirit of Del will live on in all of us, in you and me.
*applause*
Russel: No, really. The spirit of Del is inside of me. He's inside my head GET OUT OF ME NOW, N****!*glasses fall off* Why won't you get out of my head? You lost you're body, get out of mine!
*Del's hat floats, Russ faints, and Del appears*
Del: Hey y'all! I'm back, dija miss me? I was gonna, ya know, go to Heaven, but I thought "Why not say goddbye to my good friend Russel?" So here I am, not really live...or in person...but in Russel's person! Catch ya later!
*Del goes back into Russ, and Russel Goes into convulsions. Weakling*
END

heh heh....funny

Lol, that's funny. It's aout time someone made a fanfic featuring Russel and Del, because most of the fanfics out there are based on 2D, Murdoc and Noodle. I liked it =)