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 Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:31 am
Lemme wind up an intro beat for ya..
1. Introduction
2. The Main Deal
3. Rulez
4. The Contract
5. Record Deals
6. Platinum Singles
7. The Love Seat
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:32 am
The Main Deal
So here’s the bottom line all spelled out for yall. This be a musical project, using songs that already existah, DJ Poisey Pants here with wrack his talented grey matter to rework the song for you. Rework it into what?, I hear you say. That is the best bit, I will reword a song for your character, be it quester or islander. That’s right my people, a song for your own character, only written of course, you couldn’t afford me to sing it.
These songs will then be combined into a soundtrack album for the island! Great huh? Yeah I know. All you have to do is follow the rules and steps below, and all should work out for you wink Here be a example of my work
Draconian Rhapsody
To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
Is this the real world?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught on an Island
No escape from my instinct
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need some sympathy
Because I'm scared of half,a dozen things
cannot stop, this damn changing
Anyway this serum blow, what is really happening to me, to meee?
Mama, nearlly killed a girl
All this crazy in my head
Nearlly cut her toe to head
Mama, life has come undone
And now I've gone growwwn a tail
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to lose control
Maybe if I'm good i'll be let out tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if I don't really matter
Too late, my time has come
Aubery sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye normal Zachy - hello killer
Just great I've gone and killed a bunny tooo
Mama, ooo - (anyway this serum blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Doc Moreau, Doc Sabin will you not inject me please
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
there be dragons, there be dragons,
there be dragons, there be dragons,
there be dragons living here - magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy, scared of that Aubery
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Doc Sabin, Doc Moreau - will you let me go
Zachery! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Zachery! We will not let you go - let him go
Zachery! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Sabin Duvert has a serum put aside for me
for me
for me
So you think you can change me , make me grow a new arm?
So you think you can make do some people harm
Oh Kaveri - ate a damn bunny Kaveri
Just gotta get out - just gotta get the ******** outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
No one really cares
Anyone can see
No one really cares - noone really cares about me
Anyway this serum blows... A Note from Poisey.
Hi everyone, just stepping out of character here for a moment to just let you know a few things. The project idea is a creation of many of the islanders, so do not give me credit for the idea. They asked me to do this for them, and I agreed to it, you know how I like making people happy. This is nothing huge, all I’m doing is rewording the lyrics to a song. For me I don’t find this too difficult, think of it like many of the songs Weird Al Yancovic makes. Now this takes some time, effort, and most of all inspiration, so even though you placed your details in 5th in line, I may not get to it for a while. It’s a creative process, and I can’t just magically whip songs out my butt. On top of this I run a shop, as well as RP in various places, so two words.. BE PATIENT. I like to make people laugh, so most of the songs I write are humor. Expect most of the time for me to write this way. Oh and one last thing, I’m doing this for FREE, so if you don’t like the song… well.. tough! It was free!
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:33 am
Rulez
Gonna lay me down a few laws of the kingdom, know what I’m sayin? Try your damn best not to break these or I will break my foot off in ya a**!
1. Be patient people. Lyrical genius doesn’t happen over night
2. When ya recommend a song, Do not use any of the following:
~ Brittany Spears ( Personal Reasons)
~ Any song I’m gonna spend 8 months trackin the lyrics down
~ Those damn loud deep yellin metal songs ya can’t hear a dang word they are sayin
~ A song that has no lyrics….. I will pimp slap you
~ A song in any language other than English… If you give me translated lyrics, the song better be translated too
3. Feel free to pick the same song as another person, it’s no biggy my people. Each song is created differently, cuz well no person is the same as the other are they?
4. Moanin and gripin, yall can keep that crap at the door. I can easily just NOT make one fo ya
5. Like the P man said above, the order that ya listed in don’t matter. It’s up to DJ Poisey Pants to pick which one he’s gonna make.
6. If ya not on the island, you best be havin a quest character written up. Don’t be expectin me to be writin for you when you don’t wanna be on the dang island.
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:36 am
The Contract
Here’s the dizzy deal my friends. All you gotta do to get one of my many musical masterpieces is sign out this contract below and post it on the thread. Oh and don’t worry, you don’t need blood twisted
Name: Who’s it for obviously
Character’s name: Gotta know who I’m writin for
Character blurb: This is YOUR part of the deal. See I can’t be expected to know every single character there be. So, what I need from you here, is either a link I can go to, or a fairly detailed but brief write up of your character, so I can understand them some.
Song suggestion: You may offer me a suggested song I could use here. But I don’t have to use it if I so choose. You don't HAVE to have a song, I can choose for you, if this is the case, leave this and the next line blank
Song lyrics: It be a lot easier to whip out the tunes when I know the song.
Anything else: Here ya can put in things ya want included in the lyrics, but don’t think about putting orange in here, nothing rhymes with it! [b]Name:[/b]
[b]Character's name:[/b]
[b]Character's blurb:[/b]
[b]Song suggestion:[/b]
[b]Song lyrics:[/b]
[b]Anything else:[/b]
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:37 am
Record Deals
Here I can keep track of all the peeps who’s signed up for a genius song. Rabid Jigglypuff Name: Rabid Jigglypuff Character's name: Alec Derring Character's blurb: - irish (north), teenager - um... shark? Dur XD and water vines! - likes punk music, eating, swimming, uh, Amaya possibly? (he's denying it so hardcore) - dislikes blood (goes on a sharky feeding frenzy), scared shitless of Jamal (he's not very brave to begin with anyways), he's just about illiterate and doesn't like books (school dropout ftw) - RP: -He has a sibling relationship with Nita -Looks up to Sid as a sorta role model -In summary, He and Tommy (the bat dude) tried to kill Moreau and it all ended up with the plan failing and him getting the living s**t kicked out of him by Moreau -He's been locked out of his duplex by Moreau and traded a date with Amaya for a steak from Zach -the date went badly XD - http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=2605195 Alec's duplex (Bio & RPs) Song suggestion: Song lyrics: Anything else:Can't think of a song but I'll hit ya up with one if you're at a loss for ideas. WHOO, I LUV U POISEY! <3
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:37 am
Platinum Singles
You can bet these babies will make you wet in the pants just listenin to em DJ Poisey Pants Killing Machine on the Island for Alec To the tune of Anarchy in the U.K ~ by the Sex Pistols Bite! Now ha ha ha...
I am an Irish freak
A shark and plant with razor teeth
Don't like the blood smell
But it drives me crazy
I wanna destroy all meat I find
But I don't wanna be a killing machine
I'm in no hurry
Anarchy plays in my head
Why does Jamal want me dead?
Freakin Zach gives me a snack
Now I'm on a date, what could esculate?
'Cause I don't wanna be a killing machine
In the village
How many ways can you f*ck up a plan
I'd rip Moreau
From head to toe
The b*****d's so god damn mean
I'll bring him anarchy
But I don't wanna be a killing machine
It's not what makes me
I Just wanna be an Irish kid
And hang about with ol man Sid or
Be close to Amaya
And live with a sis like Nita
One day, you will see, i'll be free
(When I start island anarchy)
I don't wanna be a killing machine
And I don't wanna be a killing machine
(F*ck you Moreau!)
But I find that I am a killing machine
(There's Moreau, destroy!) DJ Poisey Pants Suppertime for Fidatof To the tune of Summer time ~ by George Gershwin Suppertime, Aint no soup will do for me Gurty's skitish Cuz I bite her damn a** I ain't rich I'm gettin hairy lookin' That's okay as long as I Have my guitar Hangover mornings Can't break me from singing I'm still the best looking Flea on this island Oh darling ladies You know that I will not harm you But would you mind if I, took a nibble on you Suppertime, Aint no soup will do for me Gurty's skitish Cuz I bite her damn a** I ain't rich I'm gettin hairy lookin' That's okay as long as I Have my guitar
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:42 am
The Love Seat
I wonder what goes on round here wink
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:16 am
Donations
I never ask for em, but if ya wanna give, go right ahead
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:17 am
Name: Rabid Jigglypuff Character's name: Alec Derring Character's blurb: - irish (north), teenager - um... shark? Dur XD and water vines! - likes punk music, eating, swimming, uh, Amaya possibly? (he's denying it so hardcore) - dislikes blood (goes on a sharky feeding frenzy), scared shitless of Jamal (he's not very brave to begin with anyways), he's just about illiterate and doesn't like books (school dropout ftw) - RP: -He has a sibling relationship with Nita -Looks up to Sid as a sorta role model -In summary, He and Tommy (the bat dude) tried to kill Moreau and it all ended up with the plan failing and him getting the living s**t kicked out of him by Moreau -He's been locked out of his duplex by Moreau and traded a date with Amaya for a steak from Zach -the date went badly XD - http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=2605195 Alec's duplex (Bio & RPs) Song suggestion: Song lyrics: Anything else:Can't think of a song but I'll hit ya up with one if you're at a loss for ideas. WHOO, I LUV U POISEY! <3
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:08 pm
Name: Ves Character's name: Anatoli Schreier Character's blurb: Gawky. Jewish. Kind of over-the-top, he's becoming an opossum. xd He's Moreau's cousin. He likes swing music, silent movies, and "quality time" with his left hand and vintage "art photography." He used to live with his mother before coming to the island, at the age of 32. He lives in duplex 69. He got attacked by Kikue as a result of stabbing himself in the leg in the cafeteria, and as a result has scars over his chest, knee, and thigh. Has some freakish little crush on Antony. There's a chance Newt might stalk him depending on how this current RP goes... XD Song suggestion: I don't know. xd You pick! Song lyrics: Anything else: Possum boy's duplex - http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=5810377
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:09 pm
Name: Reivan Character's name: Fidatof Bochinsky, but generally just goes by "F" Character's blurb: Lots of info at his journal: http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=4823179&page=1+ Born in Romania, lived illegally in England since he was ten. Has a slightly odd accent. + Ex-hobo. Lived in an old (permanently borrowed) ice cream van, played guitar in the street. + Likes: his guitar, travelling, outdated music (<3 60's), fire dancing, free running, card tricks, ice cream, summertime. + Serum = flea. domokun + F = overly laid back, often inappropriately cheerful, can be charmingly crude, has the attention span of a severed toe, and is strangely accepting of his new-found love for blood. + Learnt the Island's truth and had a foodfight in the same day. + Experienced his first TF while shitfaced and locked in Maryke's bathroom. + Currently lives with[/feeds off] a goat known as either Gurty, or any number of obscenities, depending on just how much of a pain in the arse she's being. Song suggestion: Summertime?Song lyrics:^ Anything else: F doesn't take anything seriously, so the song definitely shouldn't! 8D
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:16 pm
Brilliant, I love it XD heart heart heart
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:03 am
Name: Zero Dream
Character's name: Kim Nguyet
Character's blurb: Gamer girl, but not really that much of a tomboy beside her nerdism. Her father was murdered, came to the island for an experimental cure for diabetes. Has never been kissed ;D
Song suggestion:
Song lyrics:
Anything else:
Can't think of a song that actually fit the criterias. XD;
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