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Well, my computer was freaking out so i had to do a restart system thing.
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Subject: Trouble in Wal-Mart













Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Walmart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips.
He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse.
Here's a letter sent to Mrs. Fenton------

Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. October 4: Looked right int! o the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO ! NO! It's those voices
again!!!!"
And last, but not least ......
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Regards,
Walmart






For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk
>>for free.
>> > >Here's an update for you: Now a days, 80% of women are against
>>marriage.
>> > >WHY you ask? Because women realize it's not worth buying an
>>entire pig just
>> > >to get a little sausage.
>> > >
>> > >Men are like....
>> > >
>> > >1. Men are like ...Laxatives .... They irritate the crap
>>out of you.
>> > >2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less
>>firm they
>> > >are.
>> > >3. Men are like
>> > >.....Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
>> > >4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite
>>sure why.
>> > >5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they
>>usually head
>> > >right for your hips.
>> > >6. Men are like . Commercials ....... You can't believe a
>>word they say.
>> > >7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are
>>always 1/2 off.
>> > >8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take
>>soooooooo long to
>> > >mature.
>> > >9. Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the
>> > >first sign of emotion.
>> > >10. Men are like .Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for
>>a little
>> > >while.
>> > >11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're
>>coming, how
>> > >many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
>> > >12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not
>>very
>> > >bright.
>> > >13. Men are like Parking Spots
>> > >All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
>> > >
>> > >Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as
>>to any
>> > >understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky
>>enough to
>> > >know !!!!!!!!!!

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