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 Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:14 am
I found these on a site...and they're pretty good.
- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
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- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
- made with real lemons?
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- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
- don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
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- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 11:01 am
...There's this one book out there
Why Do Men Have Nipples and Other Commonly Asked Questions
I really want to read it but.... people only see the first part when you read books... then they're all like "WTF Y R U REEDIN DAT!"
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:50 pm
haha, really? I want to read that...I've always wondered why they do...but then again it's hard to imagine a guy with his shirt off walking around with no nipples XD
People do that alot too XD
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:15 pm
Leeches in my peaches ...There's this one book out there Why Do Men Have Nipples and Other Commonly Asked QuestionsI really want to read it but.... people only see the first part when you read books... then they're all like "WTF Y R U REEDIN DAT!"
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:33 pm
Haha!
Well, i can disagree on one
Why cant women put mascara on without opening their mouth?
The other day my friend told me, eveytime i see you apply that stuff, you never have your mouth open.
and i was like, oh yeah, so i do!
So yeah..
i know loads of people that close there mouths too.
: )
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:46 pm
Why do people ask questions?
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:56 pm
Because knowing the answer makes them feel better XD
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:17 pm
I can answer some of those. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:52 am
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Scooby Doo, since he's the only dog that can talk (And around 3 others.)
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:22 am
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:18 pm
Archangel Atora - When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Scooby Doo, since he's the only dog that can talk (And around 3 others.) XD that makes sense!
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