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 Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:45 am
I went to a concert last week.
It was cool and all that, the keyboarders were on ecstasy or something. There was an emo kid with a pornstar moustache and another guy who looked like new wave Mario. So on and so forth.
Then I come back to school the next week, and my history teacher's all like "Hey! I saw you and Eleanor at The Hold Steady Friday."
Apparently he was standing right behind us the entire time. This is so creepy in so many ways:
1 Why wouldn't I have seen him?
2 Why wouldn't he have said hi?
3 Since when are history teachers cool?
4 Seriously, since when do history teachers have good taste?
I mean, maybe pigs can fly, but I just didn't expect to see it in my lifetime.
Then dude told me I probably didn't recognize hime because he was "the one in the sunglasses and baseball cap."
Why don't you just throw in a trench coat and a fake moustache in while you're at it? What, do you wear your stunna glasses indoors?
I've already been seeing him everywhere else I go, but this is just wierd.
Discuss possible stalkers.
And seeing people in places you did not expect.
And when people with nerdy professions turn out to be closet hipsters.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:41 am
It's weird.
At my school three (that I know of) work at concerts during the summer and weekends.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:06 pm
Quote: 3 Since when are history teachers cool? 4 Seriously, since when do history teachers have good taste?
Since...forever? confused
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:05 pm
I had a history teacher who no one knew anything about.
We had no clue of how old he was he looked totaly ageless.
He had a slight limp he said he got in the war.
He said he was sworn in as a teacher durring the MCarthny era.
He spoke six langues.
It was rumored his left eye was realy a glass one.
Alough he was black he would ocationaly break into a russian acent I think it was purrely theatric.
He never spoke about his personal life.
He was in a punk band and would sell you his cd.
He also delived a hella awsome free verse at this all night potry slam at a coffee house.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:10 pm
Phasm I had a history teacher who no one knew anything about. We had no clue of how old he was he looked totaly ageless. He had a slight limp he said he got in the war. He said he was sworn in as a teacher durring the MCarthny era. He spoke six langues. It was rumored his left eye was realy a glass one. Alough he was black he would ocationaly break into a russian acent I think it was purrely theatric. He never spoke about his personal life. He was in a punk band and would sell you his cd. He also delived a hella awsome free verse at this all night potry slam at a coffee house.
That guy needs a medal. "Most versatile person ever."
@Aldo: Maybe yours have, but my teachers are legendary for being boring one-notes. Well rounded is not a word at WSHS.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:25 pm
I wear my stunna glasses pretty much all the time.
I don't wear them too often at school, though, because teachers get all up-in-arms about it.
THE FLUORESCENT LIGHTS ARE BRIGHT, GOD DAMN IT.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:48 pm
I'd wear glasses all the time if I had contacts.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:02 pm
The Doom Merchant I wear my stunna glasses pretty much all the time.
I don't wear them too often at school, though, because teachers get all up-in-arms about it.
THE FLUORESCENT LIGHTS ARE BRIGHT, GOD DAMN IT.
One day a teacher of mine was talking about how the glare from the window always landed directly in my row's eyes, so I just thought "I have an excuse! surprised "
And I wore my stoner glasses (stunna glasses hadn't been invented yet) inside for a couple of months before one of the hall nazis caught me. It was wonderful whilte it lasted, though, I had to wear a uniform but I could still look like a junkie.
Ahh, eighth grade. Those were the days.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:56 pm
surprised
Oh maiii.
I think he IS stalking you.
I never see my teachers anywhere out of school.
Except at the town fair..
But everyone is there.
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:45 am
I had a physics teacher who wore a social distortion shirt under his Floridian Tourist button-up shirts.
I rode his a** every single day.
I saw him not too long ago at WalMart and he told me to ******** myself.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:21 pm
had the cops called on me the other week
my old boss accused me of stalkin a member of his staff
the dumbass
we had one teacher that was in a band of the week ends,
did killer impressions and some other stuff i forget.
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