The Epic Tale of Q-Unit
Okay, so one day 50 Cent was walking along and being gangsta when Freddy Mercury came out of nowhere and used his lvl. 3 Gayaga Magic spell and 50 Cent was all "SHEEEIT ***** DO YOU SEE MY RIMS." Freddy, who obviously did not peep on those fly-a** wheels, was hit for 30,000 points of MASSIVE DAMAGE. Fortunately, he used Phoenix Down and cured his "aids" status. 50 Cent used his spare turn to prepare a lvl.5 Wanksta attack, not knowing that Freddy had a +25 bonus to Wanking. The resulting Wanksplosion fused the two opponents into one entity, henceforth known as Q-Unit: "Unit" in honor of 50 Cent, and "Q" in honor of the fact that the letter Q absolutely loves taking big cocks in the a**, just like Freddy Mercury.
http://www.q-unit.net/
Seriously though, check that s**t out. It'll blow your mind.