I’ve done some digging.
This year gaia administration’s event is intended to make fun of Tom Cruise and the whole idea of “Scientology” which we all know tom cruise is an AVID follower of.
How we know Ron Bruise is a cheap attempt at copying tom cruise
1: He looks like him
2: The signature is a clear refence to the popular .gif of Tom cruise Bolting Opera
3: Following quotes –
“Oh! That was a movie I was in! I'm an actor!” –
psch“I defended my family from aliens! Aliens disrupted my quiet life of divorce and irresponsibility, and re-forged my relationship with my son in the flames of a dying Earth!” –
We’ve all seen War of the Worlds I am sure.“Back when I used to fly an F-14 Tomcat for the Air Force, I had this buddy named Goose. He died, too. Why do all my friends die? Anyway, Goose had this brother named Cow who looked just like him but shorter and fatter. He peeled potatoes in the mess hall all day, and he had a really wild sense of humor. One time, he stuck an entire salmon in a blender and poured the resultant goo under the seat of Goose's plane. I'm pretty sure thats' what killed Goose: he was too distracted by the smell to do his job properly.
But you know, I don't blame Cow, or cows in general. Cows are okay with me! YEAH!” –
Top Gun reference, and I just like this post.
“ Back when I used to run a bar, we had cows escaping from nearby ranchlands all the time and wandering in looking for drinks. My buddy used to say, "Coughlin's Law: Never get a cow drunk unless you like milk that tastes like rum." Of course, that old Austrialian drunkard Doug Coughlin really DID like rum in his cereal, which is probably why he eventually drifted into a deep depression and died. If only he could have been helped by futuristic alternatives to psychiatric medicine before it was too late...
Anyway, what was I talking about? Cows! WHOOOOOO! I LOVE 'em.” –
I have no idea which movie this refers to, he just mentions Australians, so it’s cool. After this point I began to giggle at his Theatrics, and launched on a quest to get to know who exactly he is.
My thread of totall idiocy is here 
