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 Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:10 pm
Hinata: Neji nii-san, you're girlier than I am.
Jiraiya: will you sign my anti-pornography petition?
Kakashi: of course.
Gai: Okay, Kakashi, you win. I'm going to go home and spend half an hour with a mirror and some tweezers.
Lee: training is troublesome. Let's sit around watching clouds instead.
Shikamaru: and if I can't do 500 one-handed pushups I have to run 150 laps around Konoha, and if I can't run 150 laps around Konoha....
Itachi: I feel pretty, oh so pretty
Kisame: I feel pretty and witty and light!
Deidara: and I pity, any girl, who isn't meeeeeeeee!
Shino: where's the Raid?
Hinata: Naruto who?
Naruto: Sasuke who?
Sasuke: Itachi who?
Itachi: hello, police department? I'd like to file a restraining order...
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:25 pm
ok ok ok here one
sauska:i like chines food
naruto:screw that i like waffels
sakura:i like naruto
sauska:what
naruto:!!!!!!
sauska:bagels and meat and blood and nacho and milk and cookies
sakura:i like naruto
naruto:*walks in*
sakura:naruto me and sauska were talking *punches naruto*
naruto:well fine ill go training *leaves ramin shop*
gaara:I AM SUCHA A LOSER WHACTH ME PLAY IN THE SAND BOX
sauska surprised hh hi sakura wher you talking
sakura:hi sauska i like naruto
sauska:i like bagels and ramin and noodels
sakura:SAUSKA FUKING LOOK AT ME
sauska:biocth *runs away crying*
sakura surprised k im bored im going to kill ino now
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:53 am
lol that was my first skit
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:48 pm
Sakura: Let's just forget Sasuke. It's too much of a hassel to track this damn guy.
heart Naruto heart heart Forget Sasuke, I love you!!
Hinata: DAMN YOU NARUTO!!! How many years have I loved you!! How much more clues do you want me to give you? Jeez... Stop chasing after Sakura!! stressed stressed
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:29 pm
actualy that sounds like they would say that
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:30 pm
well here goes nothing...
Naruto:actually im allergic to ramen... sweatdrop
Kakashi:am i late?
Tsunade:OMG!!!ur here before the time!!!! eek *drops on the floor motionless*
Lee:hey want some sake?
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:09 am
Naruto: *Hopping thru the forest one day on a tree branch then he losses his balance and falls into a big pile of dog crap.* Kiba you really need to clean up akamaru crap! scream scream
Kiba: I'll get to it later.
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:35 pm
Hinata: GAWD, Naruto! D< You're so annoying!
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:03 pm
Neji biggrin osn't my hir look wonderful!
Sasuke:My hair looks better!
Neji:no it dosen't!
Sasuke YES IT DOES!!!
Neji:NO IT DOESN'T
*gets into cat fight!*
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 11:26 am
NARUTO [I THINK I LOVE YOU SASUKE whee ]
SASUKE [ FOR REALS? LET'S GO ON A DATE TO THE BARBECUE SHOP]
SAKURA [ THAT'S GREAT!!! IT'S BEEN MY DREAM FOR YOU TWO!]
evil
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 5:18 am
Sasuke: *pours NEGImiso ramen down Naruto's pants*
Naruto: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Sasuke: YOUR WORST ENEMY! (Runs away laughing madly)
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 5:30 pm
sasuke: i surrender itachi!
itachi: why?
sasuke: i love you!! I'm Gay!!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:05 pm
Scene: Tobi and kisame are at the akatsuki base right before ch 404
music begins to play, tobi and kisame place hands on foreheads and begin flapping hands while singing: "Nu är vi här med Caramelldansen"
Tobi: now that we completed the secret dance, i can remove my mask to you.
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