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Admiral Lord Cochrane Captain
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 Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:31 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:47 pm
I know this is random to a needless degree, i have been sitting here dealing with my s**t computer and i heard and saw the clock strike twelve and it had to be less than five minutes ago... gonk but all of a sudden it is 45 after... fifty after... cry OMG i'm frightened i must have spaced for a half an hour without realizing it... question
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Admiral Lord Cochrane Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:57 am
My suggestion... seek professional help.
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:32 pm
but the men in the white coats said leave them alone. they said don't come back...
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Admiral Lord Cochrane Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:55 pm
Well, its best to listen to them then...
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:55 am
but how can i seek professional help if i can't go back and they don't want me and if i'm supposed to listen to them then... *pop*(the sound of a brain exploding for no apparant reason. or to the mere thought of the words i just typed@_@)
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Admiral Lord Cochrane Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:18 pm
"Mr. John! Fetch a Bucket & Mop. Mr. Cubby exploded again."
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:51 pm
Destiny walks in with a bucket and mop..I hope he doesn't explode when he's on duty for me!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:35 pm
3nodding that sounds dirty 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:06 pm
Buttons? No... homemade buttons.. yes.
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Admiral Lord Cochrane Captain
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 4:49 pm
I don't really have any suggestions . but i do have some spirit lifting pick up lines!
OY! here be some fun ways te win the heart and soul of a fine lass! ... and er .. a lad fer ye lasses
Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates
By popular demand ...
10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
1. You. Pants Off. Now!
Top Ten Pickup Lines Pirates
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin', I'm 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on a fair lady be ..
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
1. They don't call me Long John because my head is so big.
2. You're drinking a Salty Dog? How'd you like to try the real thing?
3. Wanna shiver me timbers?
4. I've sailed the seven seas, and you're the sleekest schooner I've ever sighted.
5. That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on.
6. Let's get together and haul some keel.
7. That's some treasure chest you've got there
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 7:34 pm
Not the appropriate place for this post, Miss Tocal. Try the Guild GD, or even create your own thread in the Scuttlebutt.
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Admiral Lord Cochrane Captain
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Admiral Lord Cochrane Captain
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:44 pm
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