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thats right im starting a gaaia documentary series with the premier a day in the life of a noob!!

folks i barely survived this one with some sort of meaning of literacyand nonbegging!!
i spent one week as a broke noob in the cb studdying them, here is what i have found

DAY 1
i was starting my journey by starting a new account[now a mule] with only starter clothes, i entered the cb in a chat thread to find a topic called "NOOBS WILL RULE GAIA" i was suspicious of this thread and upon entering my suspicions were confirmed' noobs want to start a chain letter annoyance campaign to drive the litss to quit gaia so they can take over. i joined the cmpaign as a spy andsat tight for the day as the noobs talk of gaian domination continued.

DAY 2
after i found out about the firstthreadi found many more talking of the same plan even a noob guild sprouted and all went to hell. upon joining this guilded it took them about two days to get canceled as they posted smut all over it, after laughing till i choked at the fact that the noobs cant even manage to read the pg 13 guild rule i moved onto another thread.

DAY3
i think ive been found out! a noob tried to interrogate me about if i had another account and was spying on them. luckilly i managed to noob speak my way out of it by speaking there language of: OMG MY PICKLE ATE ABB GUN #$@%^YAY!!!!
i felt like a traitor to my own kind but i had to act nooby to figure out the rest of their plan. the people must know!

DAY 4
this has to be a breakthrough! i have made friends with the noobs leader and am now going to drain him of the information on his plan but as soon as i pm him about he says that he dosent even know what to do after he drove us out. WHAT A TOTAL RETARD! i mean he has a full site plan and he dosent even know the full of it, but theres no tie to laughnow i have to stop this plan before the pms go out!

DAY5
thank god i have stopped there plan!! i logged on to my old account that you see now where i have friends who have friends. upon logging on i pmed my friendlist and told them about the chain letter suddenly they launched a counter attack by sending chain letters to noobs, becauseof this i have had a load of panic from my friend list and a bunch of "HOW COULD YOU SQUEAL!!?"noob letters in my mule account! thats just great! i save the lits and yet i get stuck with all the nastygrams and complaints from people but who cares the trouble has gone and now we can breath easy

next weeks episode: a week in the life of a emo avi

It would be funny, since sending chainletters has been going on forever, and people get themselves banned for sending them.

That was a great one...ohh I laughed.

what you missed where that you never begged...they do so...trust me