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This thread has been a LOONNNG time coming, and will be updated infrequently...

So, here's the current Blade's Law.

I don't like Stone Cold... There, I've said it. He officially started pissing me off when he retired. All he would ever do it make sure that no heels ever got over. That's how I feel alot of people in BTWF want to be... They want to immediately beat somebody up for hurting them. Let's face it, the faces don't always win.

John Cena annoys me. He was awesome as a bad guy, but now that he's become a crowd-pleasing face, he's annoying and stale. Rapper gimmicks in the BTWF are frowned upon and ridiculed.

I'm a Harley Davidson guy myself... But, I would never bring my love of bikes into the game unless I felt as though it would serve a deep and interesting purpose.

Undertaker is possibly the greatest gimmick ever (though, my heart is still with IRS... Evil Tax Collector. How could you not love it!), but I don't like no-selling clones. We can't all be zombie bikers.

The Jericho-Trish-Christian storyline is one of my favorite in WWE... But, come on, nobody needs to see a page of lovey-dovey stuff. Get together with the person you're planning it out with and put it into one post. In fact, that could be said about alot of conversations around here these days.

Would you ever see Jeff Hardy doing a chokeslam? What about The Big Show doing a Swanton? No... So, if you're going to have a big character, make sure he's not like Speedy Gonzalas. If your character is small and quick, then he's not going to be as strong as Hercules.

To add to that... A person that is 7'3 and 250 pounds is just freakishly thin. Keep it realistic people.

As far as Gaia Stuff goes: Quoting... Stops... Now! I hate quoting more than one post, and you should too!

I think I've started to ramble, so here's my last lesson of the night. End promos while you can. If it's going to be short and sweet, make sure it's damn good.

NO DOUBLE CHAMPIONS

New Law 1:

If you want to brawl backstage, then please, do it in the Backstage Thread.

New Law 2:

NO MORE ONE LINE POSTS!

I do not want to see anything such as:

*walks into room*
*walks into his/her locker room and watches TV*
*walks into the gym to work out*

And other posts of the like. I want good, solid promos from people... see promos by Steve Twist, BD, Darson, Rocky, and Heat? Those are to the extreme end of quality, but that's basically what I want from people. I want you to talk about your opponent... read thier posts and find out about them... it shouldn't just be "I'm better than you and I'm gonna kick your a**!"

THE TV CHAMPIONSHIP:
Basically, this is why I felt I needed to put this on the forums.

The TV Championship has different rules than the regular titles. It is defended weekly, so if you're in the low-card, you'll most likely get a shot.

The TV Championship also is a judged championship. We decide who wins each TV Title match through the promos that the people put out, and nothing more. It is expected to change hands frequently, and to keep the title for a long time, you must be a good promo person.

Basically, the TV Championship is simply used to help me out when deciding the talent of new-comers.

New Law: You get booked for a match, then contact me and find out what's happening. It's not my job to contact everyone...

Addendum: If you're booked for Re:Volution, contact Dar...