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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:04 pm
The Mighty Z-Rex She's lying, Skrie, it's total bullshit spread by the ******** conglomorates, man. Walmart and Target and s**t like that, the ******** corporations, they get to you everywhere. Even the children get it in the cartoons - water and banana peels. It's another way that they let you know your below them, your not worth it. They're saying, "Look at this featureless male american falling on his a** in english and spanish. If he can fall because of a wet floor, or a banana peel, why should you ever try putting your feet down? There is no traction; you belong to us" and thats why you get war and rape and stuff. Then what happened that slippery and icy day when I landed on my coccyx in Hamburg?
Damn Nazi conspiracies. mad
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:12 pm
Ice is a total different story. I fell on some ice last december and broke it with the back of my head. I was bleeding and s**t, but I was so ******** proud.
And I wear ******** combat boots, too.
SCIZZZZ - I never completed the mile at school in under 40 minutes, not even when my knees worked.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:05 am
That happened to me once. Except I lost a 100 pound crate on my toe, not pleasant. I think it was blue/purple for like 6 months before it fell off.
Oh and I run alot, I did the 3 kilometer army thing in 12 minutes. So I can join the army if I want to. But I don't.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:05 am
Marius` That happened to me once. Except I lost a 100 pound crate on my toe, not pleasant. I think it was blue/purple for like 6 months before it fell off.
Oh and I run alot, I did the 3 kilometer army thing in 12 minutes. So I can join the army if I want to. But I don't. You should. It'd be you, the General, the bombdog and the comic relief GI defending the entire nation.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:20 pm
The Mighty Z-Rex Ice is a total different story. I fell on some ice last december and broke it with the back of my head. I was bleeding and s**t, but I was so ******** proud.
And I wear ******** combat boots, too.
SCIZZZZ - I never completed the mile at school in under 40 minutes, not even when my knees worked. So I can't blame the Nazis?
I haven't had a cool injury to brag about in ages. I'm seriously about to go emo just for some new scars.
I should break my jaw while I still have big-a** holes in it. That'd be so cool. Minus the whole broken jaw thing.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:44 pm
SO.
You know how my right hand is still broken?
Well, one of my more idiot friends was poking me today, so I attempted to stab him back with my left hand, but he whacked it and it hurt a lot and I got that ohshit feeling that comes when you BREAK A FINGER and I OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW.
So now my left hand's ******** up, but I'm not telling my parents cuz they'll get all pissed at me and have to pay up for another visit to the doctor.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:19 pm
DenbuBouji SO. You know how my right hand is still broken? Well, one of my more idiot friends was poking me today, so I attempted to stab him back with my left hand, but he whacked it and it hurt a lot and I got that ohshit feeling that comes when you BREAK A FINGER and I OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW. So now my left hand's ******** up, but I'm not telling my parents cuz they'll get all pissed at me and have to pay up for another visit to the doctor. No dude, tell them. Otherwise your hand might heal wrong and then you won't be able to play the piano when the cast comes off.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:21 pm
bigmouth strikes again! DenbuBouji SO. You know how my right hand is still broken? Well, one of my more idiot friends was poking me today, so I attempted to stab him back with my left hand, but he whacked it and it hurt a lot and I got that ohshit feeling that comes when you BREAK A FINGER and I OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW. So now my left hand's ******** up, but I'm not telling my parents cuz they'll get all pissed at me and have to pay up for another visit to the doctor. No dude, tell them. Otherwise your hand might heal wrong and then you won't be able to play the piano when the cast comes off. If anything, it's a fracture. It's not displaced or dislocated or anything, and it works fine, it just hurts. It'll heal okay.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:03 pm
They only thing they'll do for a broken finger is get a 6 dollar metal thing with blue soft stuff inside and some waterproof tape to hold the s**t on and charge you 150 bucks for it. Save yourself the money and go to CVS.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:02 am
The Mighty Z-Rex Marius` That happened to me once. Except I lost a 100 pound crate on my toe, not pleasant. I think it was blue/purple for like 6 months before it fell off.
Oh and I run alot, I did the 3 kilometer army thing in 12 minutes. So I can join the army if I want to. But I don't. You should. It'd be you, the General, the bombdog and the comic relief GI defending the entire nation. That would work, except we wouldn't be defending anything over here. Most people from the Norwegian army are sent to places like Afghanistan and such. So yeah, no thanks.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:34 am
Dude, wouldn't Norwegians melt in Iraq?
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