More perverse verses!
Chorus:
Give me that Old Time Religion,
Give me that Old Time Religion,
Give me that Old Time Religion...
It is good enough for me!
You can dance and wave the thyrsus
And sing lots of rowdy verses
Till the neighbors holler curses,
And that's good enough for me!
We will worship Aphrodite,
'Though she's kind of wild and flighty--
We will see her in her 'nighty
And that's good enough for me!
We'll sing praises to Apollo;
Where the Sun God leads we'll follow
('Though his head's a little hollow)
He is good enough for me!
We all worshipped Dionysus
'Til we ran into a crisis--
The local bar has raised its prices!
That's not good enough for me.
We will bow before Hephaestus
As a blacksmith he will test us
'Cause his balls are pure asbestos
So he's good enough for me!
There's that lusty old Priapus -
He's just itching to unwrap us.
(He'd do more to us than tap us)
And that's good enough for me!
We had better worship Neptune
We had better worship Neptune
If we don't we'll all be wet soon
And that's wet enough for me!
If you pray to Great Uranus
Then your crimes are truly henious
You can stick it in your...songbook
And that's good enough for me!
We will go to worship Zeus
Mortal women he'll seduce
He gave Leda quite a goose
But he's good enough for me!
We will sing a verse for Eris
(Golden apples for the fairest!)
Though she sometimes likes to scare us
But she's good enough for me!
Of Great Murphy much is spoken
For his Law shall not be broken
Truer words were never spoken
Things go wrong for you and me!
We shall worship Carl Sagan
With his starship and his raygun
(Even though he's not a Pagan)
He is good enough for me!
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