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 Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:39 pm
Three! four!
Three! four!
Three! four!
[insert Ah-Ah's here]
All this energy calling me
Back where it comes from
Its such a crude attitude
Its back where it belongs
All the little kids growing up on the skids are goin
Cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks
Carey made his way down the ramp dancing like his show's opening Credits. Upon sliding into the ring he grabbed a mic. "Ladies and Germs, as you know I came to the WIF not to promote my latest comedy success, but to kick a**! So anybody willing to face the Cleveland Destroyer should get their bootys down here." He lowered the mic waiting for a response.
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:16 pm
" Well, well, well... "
:: The fans directed their attention to the stage where Gertner stood. ::
" No need for introductions, as you all know who I am. For it is I, Joel "Because I'll shoot it at their chest, I'll spray it at their breast, but when I can let loose in their face, that's when I like it best!" Gertner... "
:: Gertner started making his way to the ring. ::
" You know, the day when the world of professional wrestling was nothing, but a joke, we had David Arquette as WCW Heavyweight Champion. The day, when the world of professional wrestling was just plain stupid, we had the likes of Beverly Hills 90210 Star, Luke Perry, host a nut busting competition in WWE. But then, the world of professional wrestling just got mentally retarded, when a wrestling promotion actually hires Drew Carey as a professional wrestler! Well, a guy like me isn't noted as a professional wrestler, until I'm in Room 69, I'm still willing to knock your unfunny a** out! So, what do you say we have ourselves a little match? "
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:20 pm
"Well Ron Jeramy, I accept your challenge." Carey ripped off his shirt Hogan style, revealing a Cleveland Indians jersey.
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:23 pm
" I'll see you in the ring, tubby... "
cool
:: Highway to Hell played as Gertner went backstage to prepare. ::
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