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 Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:54 pm
Hartmetz: Tell your friends, your...wives, your parents!
Brian: 'Our WIVES?!' Just how busy does he take us to be?
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:06 pm
*revives uncaringly*
Hartmetz: *almost starts conducting*
Skyelar's tuba: *some random tube falls out with a clash*
Everyone in room: o_0 XD
Hartmetz: Ok....tubas don't just randomly explode...FIX IT!
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:41 pm
Munday: What?
Sam: *Nods.*
Munday: Oh yes, of course. I can hear you nodding. I understand you perfectly now. It makes sense really- to nod at someone when they ask you "what."
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:49 pm
Mr. Snyder: Oh, get some food before Alex gets here, he'll eat it all.
Us: *takes all the mini muffins*
Alex: *comes in* Woo! Food! *grabs tin of pastry*
Snyder: ...there are plates, Alex...
Alex: Yeah, I know. XD
Me: *as he starts eating* You missed the muffins, though, man.
Alex: THERE WERE MUFFINS?!
Best moment ever. XDD
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:53 pm
Me: You smell like Jesus.
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Munday: What? I smell like a 2000 year old dead man? A 2000 year old corpse?
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Holly: What?!
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Sam: Sooo... I smell like a poor man in 28 AD.
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Remy: Sweet!
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Liza: [Laughter]
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Mike: Oh! I smelled like pepperoni earlier today.
My conclusion: Jesus is a 2000 year old sweet pepperoni for poor men.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:30 pm
(Just FYI, I work in a call center.)
Amanda: How much would it cost this guy to get this package ?
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Tim: Where is he ?
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Amanda: On the phone !
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Tim: Yeah...I'll just turn around now. :. Laughs .:
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Amanda: :. Blushes .: That's not what I...whatever...
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:27 pm
Mrs. Pardue: Yeah, last year I was being surveyed and I misspoke during the lesson...they were a chapter ahead of you guys, and I was saying: "You guys remember when we circumsized those triangles, right?"
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:29 pm
Yes, this is a long one.
While sitting in Leiko's room last week, Trista was singing Silent Night....
Trista : Silent night, holy night.
Mitchel : -Winces- You call that silent?
Trista : All is calm.
Stephen : You sound like you're attempting to wake the dead.
Mitchel : Personally, I thought it sounded more like a banshee.
Trista : All is bright.
Stephen : You're future as a singer isn't looking too bright.
Trista : Round yon Virgin Mother and Child.
Aims : I had the impression you lost your virginity...
Mitchel : That's not all she's lost.
Trista : Shut up, you pansies!
Later on that night, the topic wandered onto Trista and banshees....
Sky : -Glances up from her manga- Why do you always insist on comparing Trista to a banshee?
Mitchel : We're not comparing, we're reversed contrasting.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:37 pm
Snyder: I'm gonna get a heart valve transplant with a pig valve...if I eat pork, would that make me a cannibal?
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:00 pm
Alex: I have no C's!
Snyder: ...exactly. A D is not a C.
Alex: -_-;;
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:20 am
Oh kaii So i watched a movie over the weekend about the british republic. Basically one of the head guys died while choking himself ...for sexual pleasure whee So they let his son take over... who was a skitzophranic young guy who thought he was god... xd Quote: Woman : "So how do you really know your God" Son : "Well, when I'm praying i offen find that I'm talking to myself"
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:41 pm
Geoffery: There's gonna be a fire drill right before school ends.
Me: Suure...
Geoffery: Well, that's what I heard...
*later*
Principal: Sorry for the interruption, but the fire drill will commence in ninty seconds...
Geoffery: *comes out of other room* HA! XD
Me: Damn. XD
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