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 Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:31 pm
Smeg! Another way to get drunk!
The Rules: (Simple enough for Lister to understand)
Okay, Here's what you do. Simply start watching Red Dwarf and if something happens that is included in the list below you have 1 (one) drink, shot or whatever you like. Under 18s might wish to have cheezels or spoonfuls of nutella, pizza, or something else legal, if you prefer. Take more if necessary (it isn't), or if you want to (you won't). The game might get a little hectic at times and no responsibility is taken for hospitalisation of any players. Best effect (unconsciousness) is achieved with back to back viewings, i.e. the whole of series IV, for example. Ready? Well then, "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!" (with a hangover)
And don't do anything Lister wouldn't do!
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:37 pm
Lister:
exclaim Drink every time Lister has a Lager
exclaim Every time he refers to an old lover (double if he does this especially to make Rimmer feel bad)
exclaim Have a double whenever he mentions Kristine Kochanski.
exclaim Also, every time Lister is seen eating a curry (or other Indian Food)
exclaim Mustn't forget to partake whenever he plays his guitar (or threatens to).
exclaim One for each joke about Lister being not or barely human.
exclaim Have a drink when a reference is made to any of Lister's undergarments.
exclaim Drink whenever he enters an artificial reality computer game. Double if he does so to have sex.
Rimmer:
exclaim Every time someone insults Rimmer.
exclaim And every time he insults someone back, or just does it anyway.
exclaim Every time Rimmer does something mean to someone else.
exclaim One drink for each embarrassing fact exposed about him. (e.g. his middle name)
exclaim Also, every time he mentions one of his dull hobbies or interests (Risk, Hammond Organs, 20thCentury Telegraph poles.)
exclaim One for every whinge about being dead (this applies mostly to series I and II)
exclaim Have one when Rimmer shows his love of military battles or mentions a great general.
exclaim A drink for each Space Corp Directive mis-quoted.
exclaim Drink when Rimmer thinks that aliens exist or even are nearby.
Ace Rimmer:
exclaim Whenever Ace Rimmer says: "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!"
exclaim One drink whenever Ace calls Lister "Skipper".
exclaim Or whenever anyone says "What a guy!" about Ace Rimmer.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:42 pm
Cat:
exclaim One drink if the Cat mentions an "old cat saying".
exclaim Take a big slurp when Cat mention his favourite pastimes (like: sex, food, sleep, etc.)
exclaim Drink each time the Cat goes "Aaaooooww!" (y'know what I mean)
exclaim Have a drink when he wants to go out with any woman (Wilma Flintstone, Simulant, whoever)
exclaim Don't forget to drink when the Cat praises his own good looks, Double if he claims to be centre of the universe.
exclaim One drink everytime he has a costume change
exclaim Drink if the Cat refers to Lister and Rimmer as "monkeys" (First Series)
exclaim Have another glass or two if Duane Dibbley shows up. You'll need it.
exclaim Throw back another whenever the Cat 'smells' something, or his sense of smell is referred to by another crew member. Double if he says his nostril hairs are vibrating.
Kryten:
exclaim Scul each time Kryten has to explain something to someone
exclaim Drink whenever he is seen ironing, cooking or doing the laundry.
exclaim Have a glass every time Kryten's head is described (e.g. "amusingly shaped ice-cube")
exclaim A drink for each time he corrects a Space Corp Directive quoted by Rimmer.
exclaim One per each add-on appliance that he can attach mentioned (or seen) Double if he mentions an accident with his groinal socket or groinal attachment.
exclaim Drink for each "old android saying".
exclaim Every time he speaks something in binary or hex (e.g. 001100111.... or whatever)
exclaim A drink for each time he offers to kill himself for doing something stupid or as a sacrifice to save the crew.
exclaim Drink whenever he enters a mode, such as "smug mode", "lie mode", etc.
Holly:
exclaim Drink every time Holly is stupid. (this rule can be dangerous...)
exclaim Drink when he/she has troubles with numbers or just with counting.
exclaim One drink when Holly uses a pop culture word, like "Dude" and "Oi!"
exclaim Have a drink whenever Holly has to explain something to someone.
exclaim One for every reference to his/her IQ, or lack of.
exclaim Take a drink whenever Holly pulls a prank on anyone.
exclaim Also, drink if Holly actually does something right. (I mean something that rare needs celebration)
exclaim A drink whenever Holly's head appears on something other than a TV screen on a wall. (i.e. Lister's watch, Kryten's stomach.)
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:48 pm
Kochanski:
exclaim Drink every time she complains about being in a parallel universe
exclaim Have a drink whenever she complains about the food
exclaim And also one every time she complains about Lister's habits
exclaim Double when Lister tries to make a pass at her or flirt and is cut dead
exclaim One every time she is seen wearing that tight red rubber outfit
exclaim Double every time Cat calls her "officer-bud-babe"
exclaim Drink when she demonstrates how spoilt she is
exclaim And drink every time she is sarcastic (applies to early episodes also) or makes a snooty comment
exclaim One drink whenever she refers to "Her Dave".
Others:
idea Skutters:
exclaim exclaim One drink per each Skutter seen (Quite dangerous sometimes... e.g. "Parallel Universe")
exclaim exclaim Drink when the skutters play Indians and Cowboys or prove that they are John Wayne fans.
exclaim exclaim Of course, drink when they annoy Rimmer.
exclaim exclaim Double if they do the "hand" signal they specially reserve for Rimmer when annoying him.
idea Talkie Toaster:
exclaim exclaim Drink whenever Talkie offers anyone a slice of toast.
exclaim exclaim Double if he offers any other type of toasted product.
exclaim exclaim Have a drink when he offers an opinion on something.
(Important: These rules are not recommended for "White Hole". If you wish to do so, why not just have a bottle each and forget about it. Series I and II are probably better options for these wink
idea Polymorph:
exclaim exclaim One drink for each disgusting and/or salivating monster it transforms into
exclaim exclaim Also have one when it turns into cute furry animal or toy.
exclaim exclaim Take a drink each time a member of the crew has a false alarm about what/where the polymorph is.
exclaim exclaim And Double when they don't notice it and it's right under their noses.
idea Friends: For when you are playing with a group, drink when a fellow fan...
exclaim exclaim Drink when ever someone quotes a line. (Double if they do it along with the character)
exclaim exclaim Drink continuously whenever someone argues about the rules of this game.
exclaim exclaim A drink and a cheer for anyone who dressed up in Red Dwarf merchandise (hats, tees, socks, etc.)
exclaim exclaim And a hearty toast for anyone who actually dressed up like a Red Dwarf crew member.
exclaim exclaim Drink yet another one when someone spots a continuity error.
exclaim exclaim One drink per player who is no longer capable of playing, to help make up for them no longer drinking their share.
exclaim exclaim And hide under the couch if anyone comes dressed like Holly (i.e. no body)!
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:51 pm
General:
exclaim Always cheer then drink when they say "Red Dwarf".
exclaim Sing and imbibe continually when the theme song is played or heard in the background. Yes, this can include the credits.
exclaim Actually, drink whenever anyone sings. Applies to "I'm gonna eat you little fishie" and even the "Ohm" song.
exclaim Drink if something wierd happens.
exclaim Drink if something gross happens. (Applies mostly to Lister.)
exclaim One drink for every mention of a small, furry animal or a kipper.
exclaim Have drink for each hostile entity they meet that probably wants to kill them (should be some almost every episode)
exclaim Have another if the hostile entity can't shoot straight, allowing the crew to survive against impossible odds.
exclaim A Drink for each reference made to the Danish moron (or even just plain old "Petersen").
exclaim Celebrate the usual way when they send up/parody something from another sci-fi show. Double if they're spoofing any Star Trek.
Lemming Rule (optional):
exclaim One drink per "smeg", "smegging", etc. ('Bodyswap' will get tricky) (Note: Rimmer insult rule also applies for "smeghead", i.e. take 2 drinks if someone insults Rimmer with "Smeghead")
exclaim Have a drink for every "old human saying" - Double if in reply to an "old cat saying"
exclaim One drink per crude joke.
exclaim Drink whenever they crash Starbug.
exclaim Have a drink when there is a mention of a practical joked played on someone or one is done to someone. (Double if done to Rimmer)
exclaim If suicidal, I suppose you could also have a drink for any joke about, or reference to, sex.
wahmbulance And when any member of the crew starts to resemble a smoked kipper you should finish the bottle and go home!
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:17 am
I'm getting drunk just looking at that! I can't wait to play! smile
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:07 am
OliviaOblivia I'm getting drunk just looking at that! I can't wait to play! smile Come to my house! We can drink your famous Chocolate Martinis! (It will have to be a Saturday- those martinis have a long recovery time! biggrin )
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:32 am
I just thought that the first epiod in series one will crack anyone in the everybodys dead dave scen.
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:11 pm
Stingdragon I just thought that the first epiod in series one will crack anyone in the everybodys dead dave scen.
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:48 pm
AmanraEmeraldoak Stingdragon I just thought that the first epiod in series one will crack anyone in the everybodys dead dave scen. This game is just as bad as the one for Star Wars. xp
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:13 am
Aragosnat AmanraEmeraldoak Stingdragon I just thought that the first epiod in series one will crack anyone in the everybodys dead dave scen. This game is just as bad as the one for Star Wars. xp youself brat.
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:30 pm
evabh OliviaOblivia I'm getting drunk just looking at that! I can't wait to play! smile Come to my house! We can drink your famous Chocolate Martinis! (It will have to be a Saturday- those martinis have a long recovery time! biggrin ) So OliviaOblivia- I'm waiting! biggrin
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:53 pm
FUn stuff man!!!!
Also u should have one when a skutter appears on the screen!! sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:12 pm
ittle_Vash_in_da_world FUn stuff man!!!! Also u should have one when a skutter appears on the screen!! sweatdrop Now. Now. We do want people to watch RD and not be passed out drunk half way through the first 2 episodes.
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