Girls, you're either too good to be true, or lesbian if:~You wear guy clothing, like overshirts, guy shorts, etc, and you don't have a boyfriend.
~...You don't have a boyfriend, and don't really care about getting one in the near future.
~You understand men well.
~You're into video games.
~You're into 'manly' sports, like football or rugby.
~You've ever considered trying out for a normally 'guy-only' sport.
~You have tried out for a guy-only sport.
~You made the team for the guy-only sport.
~You don't like tight clothing.
~Chick flicks just really don't appeal to you.
~You can beat up your guy friends.
~You have no interest in the condition of your nails besides biting them to keep them short and out of your way.
~You can't stand skirts or dresses.
~'Girly' is not a word you want applied to you. Same with 'cute'.
~You prefer your hair short and out of your way to long and flowing.
~You prefer games like Age of Empires and Doom 3 over the latest Totally Spies game.
~You'd rather get a sword for your birthday than a makeup kit.
~You own less than 10 pairs of shoes, and less than 10 items of jewelry.
~You hit on your girl friends, just to see how they react.
~They flirt back, and this flirtatious dialogue continues for over a minute.
^^ Silly stereotypes, ne?
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