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 Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 2:51 pm
Okay, here's the thread where people can post short MiSTings, or snippets from larger MiSTings.
The Rules:
1) This thread is for the posting of segments of MiSTings or short MiSTings ONLY! If it's too long to fit in one post, you can split it up into two separate posts, but no more than that. For MiSTings that are longer than one or two posts, please post a link to a webpage where your MiSTing can be found.
2) All other guild and Gaia rules apply.
3) NO POSTING OF LEMONS. See Rule #2. If you have a MiSTing of a lemon, then post a link to where it can be found.
That's it, really. Enjoy, and have fun! biggrin
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 2:17 pm
Mystery Eva Theater 3001, Episode 02: "College" Original author: Jared Dunham Riffed all to hell by OnsenMark! Legal blather: All "Neon Genesis Evangelion" characters/concepts are the property of Gainax/Project Eva, TV Tokyo, AD Vision, Manga Video, Viz, and probably everyone else under the sun. All "Futurama" characters and concepts are the property of Matt Groening and Twentieth Century Fox. "Daria" and any related concepts are the property of MTV and Viacom. Disaster's avatar and DSE, for the brief time that they're in this MiST, are the property of Disaster(whee). Any other properties mentioned herein are the property of their respective creators. *holds a spinning hypnosis wheel to the camera* You will not sue... You will not sue... The original story is the creation of Jared Dunham (and he's welcome to it, where- ever he is). No offense is meant to the original author. Think of this as a somewhat humorous form of C&C. Don't hurt me. okay? ^^; >
Mark yawned as he entered the control center/occasional breakfast nook/b***h-
and-gripe-at-Disaster-for-sticking-everyone-on-this-thrice-damned-satellite room.
Shinji was in front of the computer, probably playing "The Sims" since someone
on one of the other satellites managed to send him a copy of "The Sims Unleashed";
Mark made a mental note to play it later. Asuka and Bender were nowhere to be
found; Asuka was either still asleep or just getting up, and Bender was more than
likely in a corridor of the Satellite, sleeping off another namesake bender again.
"Whatcha doin', Shinji?", asked Mark as he looked over Shinji's shoulder.
"Trying out these new pets I downloaded," he replied. "Someone made Sim versions
of animals from various anime series, including Pen-pen. These things are pretty good."[1]
"Really?", questioned Mark. "What is that... Chu-Chu? And... it's eating. And doing
nothing *but* eating."
Shinji sighed. "Yeah, that's one I've been working on all night. I haven't gotten the kinks
out of it yet, though. And it took me most of yesterday and all night to get this far, too."
Just then, Asuka entered with a can of Carnation Instant Breakfast in one hand. "You're
*still* trying to work on that... Sim... monkey... thing?", she asked. She obviously wasn't
quite awake yet. "You've been at that all *night*?"
"I know, but I really wanted to try and get this done," Shinji replied as he exited The Sims
and went for more coffee. "But as it is, I'm going to need sleep for the next three days
before I *can* finish," he continued as he poured the now-sludgy joe into his mug and took
a sip, grimacing afterward.
Just then, the "incoming message" light decided to flash. "Oh, joy. Captain Happy is
calling," Asuka sneered as she hit the button. Disaster, their boss/tormentor appeared
on the screen, but he obviously wasn't his usual, arrogant self. In fact, he was... fright-
ened?
"You've got to help me!," Disaster shouted. "It's the Reis! I don't know why, but
they're rebelling! And after I gave them that paid vacation, too!" Disaster looked
around, as shouts from the Reis filtered in through the sealed door.
"Uh-huh," said Mark. Are you sure it isn't because you only gave them quarter-pay
at the time? Or because you made them deliver cargo which happened to be going
to the same destination? Or...," he continued.
"Oh, shut up!" screamed Disaster. "I'll have you know..." Just then the door burst open,
and *all* the Reis stormed in. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!," screamed Disaster as he
flailed, hitting one of the buttons on the console.
The words "TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED" flashed on the screen and static
eminated from the speakers as as the four denizens of the S.o.D.(Bender finally
having recovered enough to join the rest on the bridge) stared blankly.
"Umm... What just happened?" questioned Shinji.
"I dunno," replied Asuka, "But my money's on the Reis. I mean, forty-nine of them against
one Disaster? I like *those* odds." Asuka grinned evilly.
A couple of minutes passed before the words, "INCOMING MESSAGE" flashed on
the screen, followed a few seconds later by one of the Reis, who had an S.E.G[2]
on her face.
"Hi, everyone!" The Rei at the console said happily to those on the S.o.D. "Sorry about that,
but we didn't want to subject you to any of the ultra-violence that was going on around
here," she continued, as several Rei clones were in the background hog-tying and gagging
Disaster.[3]
"You're kidding, right?," Mark asked over the comlink.
"Yeah. I never knew Disaster was such a wuss. But the new boss said to detain him, and
so here we are." The... Spokes-Rei... said, with another S.E.G. on her face.
The Satellite's denizens looked at each other puzzledly. "Umm... what new boss?" asked
Shinji.
"Oh! Someone bought out D.S.E. in a hostile takeover a couple of days ago. It seems that
Disaster spread himself too thin in trying to control the world, and so he left himself
open to a takeover... with the help of some good old-fashioned industrial espionage,"
stated the Spokes-Rei.
"Industrial espionage meaning *you* guys, right?" asked Asuka skeptically.
"Damn straight!," shouted a Rei. "This jerk gave us a paid vacation with quarter pay! And it
was a WORKING vacation, at that!"
The Spokes-Rei nodded. "And we're all sick and tired of being emotionless little dolls.
This putz has had it coming for *years* now, and now that the new boss is in charge,
he's gonna get *exactly what he deserves!" The spokes-Rei grinned evilly. Suddenly, one
of the doors opened, and a riotous cheer erupted from the other Reis . "Ah, that must be
the new boss," she said. "I'll hand over control to her now. Be seeing you!" The Spokes-Rei
gave a jaunty wave and walked out of the camera's eye.
Just then, a teenage girl walked up to the console. "Hi, everyone!" she said. "I hope the
recent change of ownership in D.S.E. hasn't... Aaa! Shinji-kun!" she exclaimed.
"Mana-chan!" Shinji said happily. "Where have you been?"
"Kirishimaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...,"[4] growled Asuka.
Mark looked at the two displaced Eva pilots. "I, um, take it you all *know* each other?"
"Well, I *was* with them for the making of that video game[2], and Shinji-kun and I
got quite close," Mana said as she blushed a bit. The sound of Asuka's teeth gnashing
could be heard in the background. "Of course Sohryu was *quite* jealous."
"Methinks that's an understatement," stated Mark over the com. "Asuka's already started
burning you in effigy."
"Yeah, she's done that before," Mana said. "But since the prodction on the game ended,
I kind of lost track, through no fault of my own," she said as he kicked the now bound-
and-gagged Disaster in the butt. "So I parlayed the money I made into starting up Kirishima
Industries, and I recently made enough money to buy out D.S.E. lock, stock, and barrel.
Of course it helped that your former boss was too busy with his little experiment to notice,"
she continued.
"Speaking of which, are you going to get us off this satellite?" questioned Mark. "I mean,
since we *are* being held up here against our will and all..."
"Oh, I will, but I have a little proposal for you all first, "said Mana. "Kirishima Industries
is interested in starting up an entertainment division, you know, games, movies, etcetera.
And believe it or not, the results of Disaster's... experiments, are, well... rather funny. In
fact, I think this stuff is *marketable*.
The inhabitants of the S.o.D. looked at each other in confusion. "Uhh... so does this mean
that we're NOT getting out of here?" asked Mark.
"Well, you can if you want to, but what I'm proposing is that you work for us. You stay up
there, and you keep riffing bad fanfics, but you get nice contracts, benefits, paid vacations,
and the like," stated Mana. "So... what do you say?"
The Satellite's inhabitants blinked in unison. "Whoa. You mean we're actually going to get
*paid* for this?" asked Mark. "Cool. Count me in."
"Hey, if it'll keep me in beer for the rest of my life, I'm in," seconded Bender.
"Count me in, too," replied Shinji.
Asuka looked at them, then looked at Mana on the screen. "Oh, what the hell. It beats NOT
getting paid for doing this crap. I'm in."
"Excellent. I'll have some contracts written up, and..." Mana's reply was interrupted by one
of the Reis whispering in her ear. "Really? Hmm... I hate to let you all go like this, but...
alright. I suppose you can go finish your vacation now. With full pay, of course."
"Thank you, Miss Kirishima," replied the Rei. She turned to the screen, gave a jaunty wave,
and said, "Good-bye, everyone! See you in a week or two!" With that, the Reis exited the lab.
"Oh, dear. I was going to have a fic for you to riff in the meantime, but I'm short at least
one assistant. Hmm... Shinji-kun, can I borrow you for today's experiment?"
Shinji blinked. "Um... but... how am I going to get..." Shinji's voice faded as he disappeared
from the Satellite, reappearing on the viewscreen next to Mana.
"Just like that," stated Mana as she turned her attention back to the viewscreen. "As for you,
Disaster was nice enough to load today's experiment before he was... tied up. It's a rather
awful Daria story entitled "College". Time to go to work, kids. Shinji-kun, be a dear and
push the button, would you?"
"Hai, Mana-chan," Shinji replied as a dreamy expression overtook his face.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Dammit, Kirishima! I don't care if I work for you! I'm going to
tear you a new one if you don't keep you hooks off MY man!" Asuka shouted at the now-blank
screen. Suddenly, the all-too familiar sights and sounds of fic sign came into being. "The ultra-
violence will have to wait for later, Asuka," said Mark, "because we've got FIC SIGN!!!" The
remaining MiSTers made a break for the theater.
Asuka: I'm going to gut her. Then I'm going to crush her. Then I'm going
to cremate what's left. Then...
Mark: Why do I suddenly have the feeling that the Holocabana's going to have
a "Kill Mana" program soon?
>"College"
>by Jared Dunham
>
Mark: Isn't that the guy who does the "Overboard" comic?
Bender: Doubt it.
>It's the year 2006 and Daria has just finished her
>second year of college at Highland University and she
>has made a few changes.
Asuka: Gene splicing tends to do that to a person.
Bender: So Daria's a shapeshifter now?
Mark: Hmm... Daria & Odo... seperated at birth?
Bender: Not likely.
>Quinn is about to start her
>first year at the same college. How will she react to
>Daria's change???
Mark: By ripping her hair out, more than likely.
Asuka: I envsion a blood-curdling scream, myself.
Mark: With Quinn beating her head against a brick wall?
Asuka: Sure, why not?
Mark: Hoo-rah!
>It's a coudy day at the Morgendorffer House in
>Lawndale. Jake and Helen are going through all of
>Quinn's crap in her room helping her pack boxes for
>college, (Well actually Quinn isn't doing any thing
>but trying out different ways to fix her hair for the
>first day.)
>
Bender: I didn't know Quinn had a dung collection.
Asuka: It just goes to show that sometimes you can't *really* know a
person, you dumb robot.
Mark: And what in the heck does "coudy" mean, anyway?
>Helen: Quinn, where do you want me to put this CD???
Asuka[Quinn, a la The Rock]: Muh-om, I want you to shine that CD up
reeeeeeal nice, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it STRAIGHT UP!
YOUR CANDY a**!
[Mark holds his head as if expecting a migrane]
Mark: I just *knew* I should have never let her watch that "Best of The
Rock" tape...
Bender: I know, pal. Believe me. I know.(Bender hands Mark a beer,
which he then proceeds to open and drink)
Asuka[still a la The Rock]: If you smellelelelelelelelell! What the Rock! Is...
Mark & Bender: SHUT UP, ASUKA!
Asuka: Hrmf.
>Quinn: MUH-UM!!! For the last time it goes in the
>box marked CD's! GOD!!!
>
Disaster(over P.A.): Did someone call my name?
Asuka: No. Piss off.
Mana(over P.A.): Dammit! How the *hell* did his gag get loose???
Bender: I'm so glad I ain't him right now.
Mark: Amen to that.
>Helen: Sorry, Honey.
>
>Quinn, still compromising on hair style's Quinn
>ignores her mother's comment and quickly asks her dad
>in a sweet voice...
>
>Quinn: Dad, can you hand me a hair clip???
>
Bender[Jake]: Here you go, kiddo... Oh. You wanted a HAIR clip. Give that
back, then. Daddy needs it for his Glock...
[Mark and Asuka stare at Bender]
Mark: Do I want to respond to that?
Asuka: I won't if you won't.
Mark: Sounds like a thought.
>Jake: Uhh. Kiddo, where are the hair cli...
>
>Quinn cuts Jake off before he can finish. She's
>getting pissed at her parents.
>
Mark: So Quinn's 'faced now?
Asuka: I don't think the author meant it that way.
Mark: Damn.
Bender: Doesn't mean that we can't. [hands Mark another beer, and takes
one for himself.]
Mark: Point.
Asuka: Baka... minna baka.
>Quinn: Box marked hair junk, DAMMIT!!! You guy's I
>try to fix my hair so I can look really, really cute
>but nooo, do you care... I mean what if some really
>cute guy asks me to a party or something and my hair
>doesn't look good. Then what if he decides not to,
>just because of that one reason, HUH, then what...
Mark: Well, nice to see *someone* is in character.
Bender: If you can call it that.
>Quinn continues with her long story untill Jake
>finally finds the box and hands her the clip.
>
>Quinn: Thank you, dady
>
Mark[Jake]: Anything for you, dear![mumbled]...anything for you to
shut the hell up, that is...
>
>The next day at Highland University Quinn walks up and
>down the halls looking for some popular people. She
>finally finds a girl that looks about a year or two
>older then her with brown curled hair. She was
>talking to a girl with long black, layered, hair. She
>walks up to them and asks...
Asuka[Quinn]: Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
Mark: "Highland University"? Why do I suddenly smell a Beavis & Butt-
head crossover?
Bender: Shhh! Don't jinx it!
>Quinn: Hey!!! Are you guys in a fashion club or
>something??? Ohh! How silly of me I'm Quinn
>morgendo...
>
>After suddenly realizing they might know her sister or
>cousin, whatever, she made up a fake last name.
>
Asuka[Quinn]: Hi! I'm Michelle Hunt, but for some reason, everyone calls me
Mike. And they always call me by my first and last name. I wonder why.
Bender: HEY! I was gonna use that line!
Asuka: Ha! You're just jealous that I got to it first.
[Bender grumbles]
>Quinn: My name is uhh, Quinn Johnson... I just
>moved here for college from Lawnd...
>
>She was cut off by the girl with the brown hair...
>
>Girl: QUINN!!!
>
>Quinn: How do you know my name??? I didn't go to
>school with you or something. Did I?
>
>Girl: I guess you could say that...
>
>The girl pulled out a pair of ovel glasses and put
>them on.
>
>Quinn: DARIA!!!
>
Asuka[Daria]: Not really. My name is Lynn, and...[5]
Mark: That's what you get for insulting another author's characters.
Asuka: [cough] Oh, shut up.
(cont'd in next post)
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 2:19 pm
(MiSTing of "College", part 2)
>The other girl standing next to daria (Jane) is
>shocked and makes a lame excuse to leave the
>conversation.
>
>Jane: Uhh, I have to go to class or something.
>
>Daria: I thought all your classes were over for the
>day???
>
>Jane: Yeah, uhhh, well, I asked for some more
>classes.
>
>Daria: All right, that's your mistake.
>
>Quinn was felling sick.
>
Mark: So, what -- she facefaulted, *then* hurled?
Asuka: I didn't ask, and I *sure* as hell didn't want to know.
>Daria: Quinn, are you alright???
>
Asuka[Quinn, as if she's almost in tears]: No, I'm not. Some author
stuck me in this crappy fic, and now I can't get ouuuuut!
>Quinn: (upset) Daria, your cute...
>
Mark: And the author can't spell. What's your point?
>Daria: I know!!!
Mark: OOC Alert! OOC Alert! Sound the klaxons!
Mana[over P.A.]: Sorry, we don't have those. They're not in the budget.
Mark: I can dream, can't I?
>Just then Mr. Larson, (a teacher in his late twentys)
>who Quinn really likes passed the two in the hall...
>
>Mr. Larson: (happily) Hey Daria!!! Gwenn, you look a
>little green and stuff... Let's go chick!
>
Bender: "Gwenn"? Did we walk into an "Attack of the Clones" crossover?
Asuka: Well, it ain't Gwen Stefani.
Mark: Quinn Morgendorffer, the new She-Hulk.
>Mr. Larson and Daria walk down the hall to his room.
>Mr. Larson makes sure no one is looking and shuts the
>door... At the sight of this Quinn burst into tears
>and quickly walks to her locker so no one will see
>her.
>
Asuka: So, this apparently implies that Daria's become a total ho who
sleeps with her teachers for good grades.
Bender: That's college for you.
Mark: No, that's brainwashing for you. And this fic is making me wish
for a mental enema right now.
>
>Next week, Quinn stood in front of her locker and
>slowly turns the lock. She notices a guy that is
>about her age watching her from a distance... She
>notices him and gets pissed.
>
>Quinn: IS THERE A PROBLEM???
Bender: Yeah. You suck.
>guy: Uhh, umm, no?
Mark[Beavis]: Yeah, hmm-hmm-heh. No. Hmm-hmm-heh.
>Quinn: Are you sure?
>
>guy: ya...
Asuka: Is Wakka in this fic?
Bender: Don't you mean Wakko?
Asuka: No, WakkA. As in the one from "Final Fantasy X"?
Bender: Uhh...
Asuka: I'll take that to be a big, fat "no".
>Quinn: Then why the hell are you stalking me???
>
>guy: I'm not.
>
>Quinn: BULL CRAP! You have been following me around
>all day...
>
>guy: Well, uhh, your an attractive chick.
>
>Quinn: Thanks but I don't even know you. May be in
>the future or something...
>
>Quinn left the guy standing in front of her locker and
>walked to her next class... Some really old dude was
>her teacher and since her first day he was always
>hitting on her. As she walked in the door he put his
>hand on her a** and said in a calm voice...
>
>old teacher: Hello Quinn, I'm glad to see you!
Mark[Big Gay Al]: I'm thuper, thanks for athking!
Bender[teacher]: Just remember why I'm giving you those A's, wink,
wink.
>Quinn got that feeling of being sick again, got pissed
>and yelled...
Asuka[Quinn]: Call me queen! Ohhohohohoho!
>Quinn: MR. COOK, this is science class not sex ed,
>that's down the FREAKING hall so if you would please
>take your hand off my a** I would like to go to my
>dorm and take a shower. I'm feeling dirty...
>
Asuka: ...Quinn said, as she crawled from the pit of mud.
>Later that dat Quinn went to her dorm, where she
>stripped down and did like she said. Got in the
>shower... After washing her hair she heard a knock at
>her door. She got out, grabbed a towl and put it
>around her and answered the door...
>
>Quinn: Yeah?
>
>The same guy from her locker was there... He looked
>at Quinn in her towl and got a little to excited.
>
Bender: How could you tell?
>guy: uhh, huh,huh...
>
Mark[Butt-head]: Uhh... I'm gonna score. Uh-huh-huh. Cool. Uh-huh-huh-huh.
Bender[Beavis]: Boioioioioioioioioioing!!! Hm-he-he-he!
>Quinn: See something you like or just browsing?
>
>guy: uhhhhh, hey.
>
>Quinn: What do you want?
>
>guy: you. Hey I'm zach I live down the hall from
>you...
>
Mark[Zach]: My friend Screech wanted me to tell you that he likes you.
>He held up a movie and asked...
>
>Zach: You want to watch a movie or something...
>
Bender[Zach]: It's "Tales of the Chinese Gods".
>Quinn decided to give him a chance and besides it
>would show her sister that even if Daria was looking
>better she could still get a guy...
>
>Quinn: Yeah, that's cool just let me slip into
>something a little more comfortable... OK?
>
>She dropped the towel and said to Zach...
>
Bender[Quinn]: By the way, I forgot to tell you that I'm really a man.
>Quinn: That's better! Come on in.
>
>The door closed behind him and down the hall Daria and
>her new friend Stacy were watching the whole thing.
>
>Stacy: EWWW!!! That's your sister...
>
>Daria: Yeah, little whore!
>
Bender: Sound the OOC sirens again!
>Stacy: I know, it's like, she doesn't know if he's
>clean or what and she dosen't even care.
>
>Daria: Gross, he dosen't even know her name.
>
>Stacy: How desperate is that???
>
>Daria: I know... Well I have to go to my algabra
>class.
>
>Stacy: Call me later...
>
>Daria left and almost turned green herself thinking
>about what else Quinn and Zach could be doing other
>then watching a movie...
>
Mark: Plotting the overthrow of the United Nations?
>
>That night Daria came home at 10:34 and checked her
>ansering machine. She returned Janes call first...
>
>RiNg, RiNg, Ri...
Mark: Jeez, who made this ringtone? Torgo?
>Jane: Hello...
>
>Daria: Hey I didn't wake you did I?
>
>Jane: No I'm not planning on sleeping...
>
>Daria: Why not?
Asuka[Jane]: Quintuple cappucino with an espresso chaser and a side
order of Vivarin. I'm gonna be up for WEEKS!!!
Mark: If her heart doesn't explode first.
>Jane: Well my Art teacher pissed me off so I wanted
>to know if you wanted to break into her room, egg the
>paintings, and toilet paper the room??? On a school
>night...
>
>Daria: Wellll, OK sounds cool I'll bring the eggs if
>you get the TP...
>
Mark[Beavis]:...for your bunghole!
>Jane: See ya at 3:40...
>
>Daria hung up the phone and grabed two deals of eggs
>she was saving for the houses in the north side of
>town Friday... And thought to her self...
>
Asuka[Daria]: Now where am I going to hide Quinn's body once the hit
goes down?
Mark:[Daria]: You would if you could, but if you could, would you?
Bender[Daria]: And just what the hell is a "deal" of eggs, anyway?
>Daria: I may not ever be as lucky as my whore of a
>cousin Quinn but I sure as hell can do some kick a**
>stuff to have fun.
>
Mark: Yep, nothin' says "kick-a** fun" like mindless vandalism.
Asuka: Really. And Daria's the pot calling the kettle black.
Mark: In this fic... yeah, pretty much.
>
>
>Watch for more crap from me in the future:
>Jared Dunham
Bender: God, I hope not.
Asuka: I'd rather take a sledge hammer to the cranium.
Mark: Yeah, it's pretty sad when even the author admits it's crap.
Bender: Truth in advertising is your friend.
Mark: Come on, let's get out of here so we can see what secrets Mana
has to tell us.
Asuka: Hmph. Knowing her, she probably stole them from Victoria.
"Well, that was typically horrid," said Asuka as she, Mark and Bender
entered the bridge. "And it's not just because of the fact that that stupid
Mana is our boss now."
"I heard that, Sohryu," Mana said as the viewscreen winked to life.
"Just remember that I still have all those handy-dandy gadgets that
Disaster left behind so I can make *your* life one heck of a living
hell."
"Um... are you sure that's a good idea, Mana-chan?" questioned Shinji.
"I mean, Disaster shocked her so many times, she's more or less built
up a tolerance to electricity, and..."
"Oh, all right, Shin-chan," said Mana. She sighed, then continued,
"You're lucky my Shin-chan managed to talk me out of giving you
the whatfor."
"YOUR Shin-chan!" exclaimed Asuka. "Why, I oughta..."
"*Heel*, Red," barked Mark. He looked back at the viewscreen. "Yo Mana --
I was just wondering... where *did* Disaster end up, anyway?"
"Oh. Well, we sent him to a place where he could retire in peace," said Mana.
"I'm surprised you didn't lock him up and throw away the key," said Mark
over the viewscreen.
"Well, actually..." Shinji started to say, but Mana clapped her hands over his
mouth before he could finish. "Shh! They don't need to know where he is...
do you?"
"Uhh... not *really*," said Mark.
"Excellent," said Mana. "Come on, Shin-chan -- push the button, and then we'll
go out for a nice, romantic dinner. I know just the place..."
"Hai, Mana-chan," said Shinji happily as he pushed the button, deactivating the
viewscreen.
"Eeyuch!" Asuka said in disgust. "I think I'm going to go throw up from seeing
those two being all mushy." Asuka exited the bridge.
Mark and Bender started off in the direction Asuka went for several seconds.
"You wanna put bets on whether or not she's crying her eyes out right now?"
Bender asked.
"Nope. C'mon, let's go enjoy what little time in the Holocabana we can get
before Asuka commandeers the thing," said Mark as he and Bender left the
bridge. "And I want to back up all my stuff before Asuka deletes everything
and starts writing 'I Hate Mana' routines..."
(the ever-lovin' end! Just whistle the "Love Theme From MST3K".)
(And as a bonus, have some "Daria"-style alter-egos: Quinn as Asuka, Daria as
Yomiko Readman, with Jane as Miss Deep, Sandi as Nanami Kiryuu(with the rest of
the Fashion Club as her underlings), Bender dressed up as Wakka from FFX(it's
obvious if you think about it), and Asuka, Mark and Shinji as Quinn, Daria, and
Jane respectively, with horrified looks on Mark's and Shinji's faces, and Asuka
laughing her a** off)
*Notes*
My second actual MiSTing. God it took long enough. And it shows, because life
intervened, and I had to switch Mads halfway through.(I hope Disaster's doing
well, where ever he is... really!)
Shinji's not going to be Mana's assistant forever; Asuka wouldn't like that. ~_O
Thanks to my pre-readers: Katherine(any chance of letting me riff "I Want To Be
A Prince 2"?), Anj(Crap! I keep forgetting about that copy of EoE ^^;;; I need to
get ahold of another VCR sooner than later, IthinkIthinkIdo), and Verthandi(even
if she deletes it ...^^; )
Thanks also to Jared Dunham for writing this. I would have e-mailed to ask for
permission, but there wasn't an e-mail link available at outpost-daria.com. So
don't be offended if you happen to read this. Think of it as a somewhat
humorous form of C&C, and all in good fun and all that. ^^;
And now...
*Footnotes*
[1] Oh come on -- you know it's going to happen eventually.
[2]"s**t-Eating Grin", for the uninitiated.
[3]Real life intervened in the long time it took me to work on this MiST, as
Disaster and I had quite a falling out. I won't bore everyone with the details,
but let's just say that this will be the last time you see Disaster here.
[4]Mana Kirishima, from the "Evangelion: Girlfriend of Steel" video game. The
new "Mad" in these MiSTings, and definite competition for Asuka the Red.
[5]That would be a reference to Lynn Cullen, from Canadibrit's "Lookalike Series".
Go read it.
That's all. Be here next time for Episode 03, where out intrepid riffers will riff
on either an Utena fic, or a Eva/Star Wars crossover on the brown acid.
As always, send all C&C to onsenmark12@uymail.com. Positive mail will more than
likely be reponded to. Flames will be printed out, laughed at, passed around to my
friends so they can laugh at it, and finally be used as my bog roll. 8P
Ja ne!
-OnsenMark, Nov. 21, 2002. Slightly edited for Gaia May 28, 2005.
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:19 am
I have my first one in my Journal. It kinda sucks, but I got better.
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