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 Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:15 pm
* The scene opens up out in the arena. The audience has just witnessed Summerslam a night before, and are waiting for something big to happen. Suddenly, green strobe lights fill the arena as the normal lights dim.*
"X-PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!"
"X-PAC!"
*Then, X-Pac's music fills the arena through the PA system. The crowd begins a mixed reaction as X-Pac runs out onto the top of the ramp, his tongue hanging out of his mouth as he made "Suck It!" taunts when he moved out from behind the curtains. As he stands there, he makes more taunts, and red pyros shoot into the air. X-Pac shakes his head, his tongue still out.*
"BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAH! HA HAH HA!"
*X-Pac shouts a energetic returning cheer, having been out of action for a long time. He then jumps up and down in place, psyching himself up before running down the ramp and sliding into the ring via the bottom rope, then rolls to the side and stands up, throwing his arms into the air.*
Lilian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome.....X-PAC!!
*X-Pac walks up to Lillian, and snatches the mic out of her hand, and motions for her to leave the ring.*
X-Pac: If you're not going to strip, then get your a** outta my ring, toots! This is business here...
* Lilian looks upset, and gets out of the ring as the fans boo the hell out of X-Pac. X-Pac just turns to the centered camera, and smirks*
X-Pac: Well, it turns out my reputation proceeds me! I've got Jeff Hardy scared, he hasn't shown his face around here for quite some time, and as far as I'm concerned that street urchin can stay lost!
*Crowd boos*
X-Pac: But, enough about those who aren't worth my time! I'm here to fight a somebody, someone who'll add to my reputation and undiputed AWESOME record in this business!*laughs as the crowd boos, he turns to the ramp* If I don't get a challenger soon, I just might go find one myself...BY FORCE. So, whoever has the balls to face me in a Singles Match, then get your a** out here! I don't got all night!
*X-Pac waits*
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:21 am
((BTW, I just realized my mistake in the above promo...I typed Vengeance instead of Summerslam...><))
* X-Pac still stands in the ring. He watchs the entrance ramp with a frown, microphone still in hand. The crowd is making a slight noise, talking to eachother or booing still. X-Pac is getting annoyed.*
X-Pac: Well, whoever is going to come out had better come out soon! I'm a very busy man, and need to speed this up, so whatever punk has the balls to face me?....GET OUT HERE NOW!
* The crowd begins to boo louder, as X-Pac stands in wait once more. The audience starts to grow restless, so does X-Pac. He starts to turn from side to side, looking down then to the audience, a frown on his face still. After 3 minutes of this, he looks back up to the ramp, mic to his lips*
X-Pac: Heh heh heh....looks like no ones going to show. I had thought better of the WIF Roster, I had thought they'd be as brash and fearless as me! But, oh no! Not a single person has the balls to accept my open challenge...so this brings me to this conclusion.....I have no equal here in the WIF! *grins raising his arm into the air while crowd boos* Yes, it's true! I have no equal here in the WIF. Matt Striker? No chance in hell against me. Sandman? Just a drunk with a singapore cane. Undertaker? Dead compared to me! Doink the Clown?? Hell, who hired him??
*X-Pac takes a moment to ponder this, then continues to talk, welcoming the boos.*
X-Pac: Nova, Mick Foley, Test, Petey Williams, Jericho, Sabu, Hardcore Holly...THE LIST GOES ON. All the supposedly tough and skilled wrestlers all to taken back by fear for this in-ring veteran known as X-PAC! ALL were to nervous or scared or SOMETHING to step into the ring with me!! And by such, I think I should be the WIF Champion! Hahaha, that's right! I'd be an undisputed and UNDEFEATED champiuon, for no loser in the back would wanna mess with me!!
*X-Pac takes a moment to close his eyes and spread his arms, visualizing the championship around his waist. But, when he opens his eyes, he glares into the camera.*
X-Pac: But, aside from all that I'm a man of my word...I said that if nobody accepted my challenge...I'd FORCE them to! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm heading to the back!
*X-Pac begins to leave the ring*
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:14 am
*Gregory's music hit as he came out on to the stage with a microphone in hand.* cut the music, cut the music. whoa, whoa, hold on there X-Pac. you think you're really all that good? you want a challenge? well how's this, let's see if you can beat the best damn crusierweight that there is in this business. let's see if you can beat me!
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:49 pm
* X-Pac looks stops mid-way through the middle rope, and crosses under back into the ring. He looks up at the ramp and Gregory Helms, a look on his face that says " what? Are you joking?"*
X-Pac: *chews a piece of gum for a second* Wow, hey there "Sugar" Shane Helms! I haven't seen you since WCW kicked the bucket! Where are the other members of "3-Count"? Man...this is some sort of reunion! *turns to the right side of the ring* Come on, people! Show some respect for the innovator of the "Vertebreaker"! Give "Sugar" Shane a hand!
*X-Pac gave a golf clap, as the crowd booed both of them like two people have never been booed before in existance. X-Pac, who was smiling, had a change of expression to one of smugness*
X-Pac: Who do you think you are, "Hurricane"? You and your ridiculous "Hurri-powers' fighting villain after villain! It is to laugh that you'd be caught with your "secret identity" revleaed! Back when you were breaking vertebrae, I was ending careers and beating opponents like Kane or Val Venis or Shawn Michaels for titles! When you were runnign around liek a 5-year old in his pajamas, "stopping villainy", I was defedning my X-Division Championship! To make a long fact short, You're not even in my LEAGUE.
*X-Pac chews some more gum, and takes in the boos*
X-Pac: *to the crowd* Shut the hell up! Let me finish! Just to prove my point...I'll fight in you a match, just to prove how much better than you I really am...You're on, Helms. And you'd better bring your best game, no matter how lame it may be...
*X-Pac drops the mic, and his music plays over the Pa System as he stares down Gregory Helms from the ring*
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