Rules and Guidelines

Gentlemen! (And Ladies.) Shut up! (Make me!) I'll Kill you!! (Bring it fatty...) RARGH! *Tackles self, wrestling on floor...* (You forgot the remainder of the introduction...) Damn you! (Teehee ^_^)
*Cough, straightens self up and tidies clothing*
Ladies and Gentlemen! (Damn straight.) I bring unto thee... The Guild, Rules section. (Yaaayyyyy!)

- Rule #1 My forums are clearly flame-war free... If you have something to dispute you can take it up in a calm and orderly manner. (Yea-ee-yea-ee!) If you truly must insult each other, you can take it inside... And please, any blood you leave on the carpet... Clean up, huh? (Oh yeah, I remember that one time...) It leaves a terrible mess for everyone else and looks simply disgusting. How much are you lowering the guild resale value every time you leave a bloodstain in the carpet?

- Rule #2 Get the permission of a moderator to start flappin' around doin' the crazy dance. Moderators, in exchange I would like to see messages of some sort saying who's being allowed to do what, where, when, and how. Why does not matter to me because people smell like cucumbers... Evil cucumbers o.O (I hate evil cucumbers...)

- Rule #3 Bow down and hail your moderators... No, seriously... The Cap'n and I have chosen your moderation staff because we feel we can trust them, and if you're all up in here dis-respectin' their bling-bling we're gonna just have to come down there and beat you silly. With something silly... Perhaps a sock puppet, I don't know. On the off-chance that the Captain or myself have made a mistake, you are to provide us with proof that the moderator was abusing their powers and we will gladly Do Something about it. If you accuse a moderator of power abuse but have nothing to show proof of said power-abuse, there will be a strike written against your name... On the off-chance you get yourself banned purely with moderator accusations, the moderator you accused most gets the pleasure of beating you with the ban-stick.

- Rule #5 Don't seriously Leet-speak/Text-speak please, I have trouble enough understanding people without them screwing with the english language... I mean, seriously... If you're not just kidding around, what's the point?

- Rule #6 Moderators will not be expected to have patience for players whom get on, go straight past the rules section and then do something against the rules. If the moderator feels like pitying you, you Might not get a strike against your name.
WARNING: Our moderation staff tends to be an impatient lot, so let's play within the rules, hmm?

- Rule #7 Skirts

- Rule #8 Edit rules, mod colors.

- Rule #9 Men's Leather Pants

- Rule #10 Ask before inviting. 9/30/06

- Rule #11 Any and All changes made to the Rules must have a time stamp added the subject of this thread and a time stamp as to when it takes effect, added to the end of the rule itself. That way, we don't have people breaking rules, getting growled at, and being like " But, but.. I didn't See it! " And if we still have people like that, I have to wonder if our members are Blind. This rule takes effect as of 10/20/06

The Three Strikes System is in effect, First Offense is handled by a Warning and a mild punishment.
Second Offense is handled with a Harsh warning, and a mediocre punishment.
Third Offense results in your being banned from the guild.

Anyone who wishes to rejoin the guild after being banned must PM a moderator, at which point it will be decided in a democratic fashion whether to bring the offender back.

Any and All rules are subject to change at the wish of the Captain, Vice Captain, or Crew Members. Check the rule list regularly for updates.

Firefairy: Another note. All serious offenders, before being banned will be beaten severly with modified egg beaters.

Chade_Fallstar: *Who smells like chicken* (Do not sad ) Hey, are we allowed to like, you know... Stretch this 1 post really really long because we can? 'IDEA!' and then turn it into a huge chat thingy! Yeah and it won't even be rules any more, muah ha ha ha.. Another of the Stubbie's plans foiled in my favor!

Firefairy: Why would we want to do.. Aww damn it. I got roped into the chat didn't I? Damn you Val and your wicked trickery. Or maybe it's the late hour and my own stupidity..

SolVak: We should have casual Fridays...

Firefairy: Pffft. Forget that. We should have Skimpy Mondays ^_^

Chade_Fallstar: Ha ha, i just noticed Firefairy, that not your last sentance but the one before that rhymes... your a poet and you dident even know it, ^.^

SolVak: You're stretching my page! My beautiful page! Damnit! Now I'M stretching my page! When will the horror end!?

Firefairy: When will it end? I'll tell you when it'll end. The horror will end when the end ends the horrible ending that is, infact, the end.

SolVak: o.O... ... I think my brain just exploded.

Firefairy: Hahah! That's what you get for asking when the end will end the ending that is actually the beginning... Of the ending... Of the end...