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Good day students
It is I
Matt Striker,
Your teacher
Striker stopped and sat on his desk at the top of the ramp. Giving a grin when the music said "your teacher." He waited for the crowd to stop its booing.

"Ladies and Gentleman it is I Matt Striker, your teacher. mrgreen
As all of you should know by now. I say should because you're primitive minds may have been slow to grasp this. As you should know by now, our masterful commisioner, Doink, has gone under a H33L TURN! He is henceforward known as Mr. The Clown. What are my thoughts on this you ask? I think it was a great decision. Mr. The Clown has put his heart into this business only to receive flagrant complaints. So why not lay down the law with an Iron fist. Can any of you think of another ruler who ruled with an Iron fist? Anybody?" Striker paused for a moment. "Why King Henry the Eighth of course. For those of you, well all of you actually, who don't know. King Henry the Eighth beheaded, or chopped off the heads, of his wives and concubines who did not give birth to a son for his heir. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for your lack of knowledge. You too can be educated, you too can be good-looking like me, you too can be smart, or at least sound this way with one chant." Striker smiled. "LETS READ BOOKS, LETS READ BOOKS!"

Striker gave a slight chuckle. "Young man, we all know how devastaed you are after being dimantled by my higher intellect at Summerslam. I taught you a lesson, and you, being an uneducated rube, come out and whine because you can't handle the fact that you are uneducated."

((If you actually read my post you'd know why your post doesn't work))

Striker laughed yet again. "Young man, swinging your chair in the middle of an empty ring will get you nowhere. You're even more witless than Mike Bucci.

((His classroom on Unlimited was always at the top of the Ramp.))

"Young man you never cease to amuse me. Do you honestly think I'm so clueless as to waltz my way into the ring so you can be a man in front of your limited amount of fans? I envy your spirit."