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 Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:54 pm
I remember one that hapened when I was aroung 7 years old. I'm 13 by the way. I was in the bathroom and I saw blood in the toilet. My mom might have forgoted to flush the toilet after he period. so I was like," Mom, why was your pee-pee red?did you eat too many tomatoes?" and she was like," yes. mommy ate too many tomatoes." It cracks my friends up.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:31 am
wotfan and another from last week I have had a kidney infection for about 8 days and toward the begining I could move much so jake said "sit mommy" and brought me the cordless phone the remote a blanket a box of cereal and one of his teddy bears it was the sweetest thing. I felt like I had a little doctor devoted to my recovery. That is so sweet! It made me cry xp
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:28 pm
This happened when my younger brothers were little. Ok. So my family was staying at my grandma's house. My two brothers were sleeping in one of my grandma's bed rooms. My mom's stuff was in that same room. (This story gets really funny) My mom had a few bags of pads in the room. My brothers woke up early from their nap and found the bag of pads. They opened the bag and peeled off the backs of the pads and stuck them all over the bed room. (walls, beds, mirrors, windows, tv.) My mom walked in and caught them in the act. The oldest of my brothers replied, "Look mom! Stickers!" rofl My mom called my grandma to the room. My grandma laughed so hard that she was red in the face. She had to walk out of the room. My grandma told my grandpa to go look. He laughed too.
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This is another story of my younger brothers when they were little (one four and the other three). They were taking their naps (in the same room at my grandmas). My uncle came over to my grandma's house from work. He was tired and decided to take a nap in the same room that my brothers were in (there was one queen bed and two toddler beds in that room). My uncle starts snoring (he snores really loud and deep), and my brothers wake up. They were so scared to leave there beds. They both had their bed sheets up to their eyes. My mom walks in to wake them up and sees them. She asked what was wrong. The oldest of the two replied, "There is a bear in the room!" My mom had to pick them both up and show them that my uncle was sleeping in the queen bed. whee
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:18 pm
omg those are so funny, well anyways i hate giving my brother a bath since he's like 5 and soo he never wants to get out after im done i bribe him with everything and so one day i got feed up with his bath since he would not get out, the previous day we had watched It u know the one with the big scary clown that eats children on scfi yea that one and so my brother remembered the scene with the shower, and so i told him i'm like "if u don't come out of the bath tub the clown will come up from the drain and eat u and u taste really good so yea.." he got out of there really fast without a towel and ran around the house naked screaming at the top of his lungs "mommy mommy the clown is going to eat me.
he wouldn't take a bath for like 2 weeks so we gave him a shower in the backyard with the hose till he got over it. it's still a threat till today he always takes fast baths now.
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:22 pm
I'd say that's actually mean. You could scare him out of taking baths at all.
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:40 pm
Savina I'd say that's actually mean. You could scare him out of taking baths at all. That's what I was thinking... When I was a kid, my Grandma put on the movie 'The Blob'. Now, I was really, really young and when I saw the goop come out of the shower head or drain or whatever it was(that was the ONLY time I've ever seen the movie)I was constantly afraid that would happen to me. Even now at 18, I think about that and get a little upset, even though I know it's silly. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:00 pm
I think I was a littler over 1yrs old when this happened. I was sleeping in my crib and my mom had baked a cake earlier that day and she went to go do something around the house and I crawled out of my crib and up my high chair. My mom goes to check up on me and doesn't see me in my crib, so she starts to panic looking everywhere in the house except the kitchen, she finnaly goes in there seeing me covered in chocolate cake and frosting.
EDIT: This page gave me a rare event xd
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:14 pm
This ones kinda naughty, but still pretty funny!
My cousin has two daughters, one who is 6 and the other four. I was babysitting for her one day and she came home early. Amandalynne, the six year old, liked to take naps on her moms bed so I let her. When she heard her mom come home, she ran downstaires with her moms purple d***o in her hand, up by her nose, screaming at the top of her lungs: IM A PURPLE ELEPHANT!!! That one is going to be good blackmail for when she is a moody teenager.
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:45 pm
I don't know which one is funnier, this tread or the Embarrassing Sex and Puberty Stories.
I wasn't even a day old at the time. Well my dad is recording me sleeping in that room where the hospital puts babies "on display" at. Well at how I was laying I had my hands on the pillow (this was when they said that you put your babies to sleep on there stomachs), my hands were both in a fist except for one finger on my right hand. Well when I saw the video a few years ago I noticed I was giving my dad the finger.
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:44 pm
Oh those are all TOO funny!!! xd rofl
I don't have many funny stories unfortunately. Though I do have one story that's "some what" a grin to the face.
Well I had just turned 16 at the time (Last summer it happened actually), it was the sumer time and I wanted to go in the pool so bad. But I was on my period, and I was too scared to use tampons. Mom bought me a box and said "Just try them, if they don't work, then they don't work". So Mom and I were in the family room while she had one in her hand explaining how to do it and everything. And so Mom had the tampon in her hand in between her legs while squatting a bit. (She had her clothes on and everything, so so we're clear lol.) and my lil Sis (She was 7 at the time) walked around the corner while Mom was in this position. Well, Hannah (lil Sis) has the most shocking expressionism on her face. She just turned and walked away once she saw Mom xd The expression on her face was the funniest part of it all.
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Now for a story about my older Bro who was only about 1-2 years old at the time. My Mom, Great Grandma and Grandpa were over at our place one time. Damon (My older Bro) stood in front of Great Grandma who was sitting on the couch, pulled down his pants and undies and grabbed hold of his "weapon" and started moving his body back and forth using it like a gun making shooting noises xd My Great Grandma was just appalled at what Damon was doing. But my Mom and Grandpa were just laughing SO hard!!! xd
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Another story about Damon. Well, he was about a year old and he left the house without telling anyone. So Mom and Dad were freaking out looking EVERYWHERE for him. Dad had gone outside and around the corner a bit, and he saw Damon walking to the store which was around the corner. He went up to Damon and said "What are you doing??!!" And Damon just looked at him and said "Want, Tandy" xd Tandy=Candy.
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