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 Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:09 am
Metalingus is blaring throughout the arena and Edge is already in the ring with a Mic.
"You know..I came to this federation for many things. One is to be called the best in this business. Two is to face the best this federation has to offer. And more importantly, I want to one day become the WIF World Heavyweight Champion. But right now, it seems I have no match at Summerslam. So im daring anyone in the back right now to come out here and anwser my challenge to a one on one match. It could be sick freak Mankind, it could be that Poser Wannabe Rapper John Cena, it doesn't matter. If there is anyone back there with guts, come on out and anwser my challenge."
Edge holds his arms out and awaits anyone to accept his match.
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:44 am
Three! four!
Three! four!
Three! four!
(bunch of ah-ah-ahs here)
All this energy calling me
Back where it comes from
Its such a crude attitude
Its back where it belongs
All the little kids growing up on the skids are goin
Cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks
Drew Carey flaunted his way down to the ramp, mic in hand. He slid into the ring. "Hey now Hollywood. Listen, you and I are both rather famous. Not to mention we've dazzled Hollywood. So why am I out here you ask? I have yet to Debut in this company. At SummerSlam I'll beat you 1-2-3, Cleveland style."
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:02 am
Edge could not believe what he was hearing. He then let out a huge laugh. He laughed very very hard, so hard he was on the mat flailing around laughing at Drew Carey's challenge. "Aaaaaahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahaaa!!!" He gets up trying to contain himself. "..No really Drew...seriously man...im not gonna face a washed up hack of a comic like you. Hell, Mimi can put up a better fight than you. What I want is a real athlete...a man who can give me a run for my money..someone worthy of stepping in the ring. A Man like..The Undertaker...Shawn Michaels..Chris Jericho...hell...Even C.P Munk for god's sake! So Drew...why don't you do yourself a favor and head to the back and get yourself some Donuts if you haven't already...while I face a REAL Athlete."
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:40 am
"Hitman" hit as Bret walked through the curtain. He gestured at the crowd in his shrug-like taunt. He walked down the ramp to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He took off his glasses and placed them on a kid's head before grabbing a mic and entering the ring. Bret looked down at Edge and totally ignored Drew.
"So you want to lay out a challenge. Well I've also found myself screwed out of a match at SummerSlam, so if this fat tub of America over here" Bret pointed to Drew. "doesn't mind, I'd like to take your offer."
Bret brought the mic back down to his side as he looked at Edge.
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:33 am
"Well Mr. Canada, it seems we hae a bit of a dilemma here. Only to be solved by a triple threat match. "As for you hollywood, it shouldn't matter for you. We all get what you want, you get your 'real athlete' and I get a match."
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:27 am
Edge looked to Bret Hart. "Hitman, I have nothing but the upmost respect for you..and the only way Im gonna take this match is if this is one on one. Just you...me..." he looks to Drew Carey. "And minus the Pilsbury Doughboy here."
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:50 am
Bret nodded his head.
"All right, I look forward to us showing those Americans what wrestling is really aboot."
Bret then stepped between the ropes and onto the apron and hopping to the floor.
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:01 pm
Edge still has the mic. "Hey Bret, one more thing. A Match like this doesn't come around very often. Its Wrestlings Past versus Wrestling's Future. So I say we make this special. This shouldn't be just a one on one match...this should be...a Submission Match! Whaddaya say Hitman, are you man enough to accept my stipulation?"
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:09 pm
Bret turned around and said:
"You got it."
He then turned back and headed up the ramp again.
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