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 Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 am
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their Maker and, because of the grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them each one wish before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first person what their wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous, too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only 10 people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says, "Make ‘em all ugly again."
rofl
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:39 am
Lawl.
That is terrible. lol
They should have wished for world peace though. ;]
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:39 am
...oh, and also... to answer that age'old question:
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed together. The chicken is smoking a cigarette and looking very satisfied.
The egg looks up and says to no one in particular, "Well, there's the answer to that question!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:41 am
Arakimos ...oh, and also... to answer that age'old question: A chicken and an egg are lying in bed together. The chicken is smoking a cigarette and looking very satisfied. The egg looks up and says to no one in particular, "Well, there's the answer to that question!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:54 am
Well, it's all true... every single word...
...as in, those things have actually happened.
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:23 am
Quote: Of all the buttons on the keyboard, the Caps Lock key is the target of a new Google Group called CAPSoff. Their goal: To rid the world of what they call the "large, useless key that above all you must not press!" Don't they know they're playing right into the Tilde key's hands, to say nothing of the alliance between F5 and F8?
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:41 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:02 pm
Ha, it may be funny or mean, but it's justice to take away their selfish beauty if you ask me.
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:08 pm
Durgan Ha, it may be funny or mean, but it's justice to take away their selfish beauty if you ask me.
3nodding Agreed. It DID make me laugh though.
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:10 pm
Verucca Durgan Ha, it may be funny or mean, but it's justice to take away their selfish beauty if you ask me.
3nodding Agreed. It DID make me laugh though.
Hmmm...does anyone remember that show? "Make me Laugh"? I wish that was still on. 4laugh
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:23 pm
I remember that show and it didn't make me laugh to many times, it was funny, I can just suppress laughter.
And yeah that was hilarious.
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:42 pm
Durgan Ha, it may be funny or mean, but it's justice to take away their selfish beauty if you ask me. Smart one, you are, says I... *adds you to the list*
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