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 Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:20 pm
Well anyway it wasnt enough money, so I guess I'm going to post again! Woot I know u all love me so u shud just keep reading. Wow ...Your reaLLY doing it! Wow I convinced U to. NO NO Dont stop...keep reading pls. HAHA WOOT! Well I'm glad to chat w/ U all, but I need to go soon, maybe I'll post again, amybe I wont...OooOOooooOOoOOoOOoooO
PLS ADD ME! biggrin lol whee 4laugh sweatdrop biggrin heart
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:24 pm
I LOVE MY FAMILY AND FREINDS!! WOOT! WANNA JOIN THEM? ADD ME
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:27 pm
JUST GO CRAZY 4 $$$
WOOT Spam yayayayayayayaya woot lol I'm bei annoying on here. Hopefully nobody cares to read all these lol cus I have like 5 in a row and 2 of them are like paragraphs. Hmm I'm postin smthing!!
Love is...
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Love is a serious mental disease.
Love is a state in whch we see things in a way that they are not.
Love is an irresistible disire to be irresistibly desired.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Love is a great beautifier.
Love is a cunning weaver of fables and fantasies.
Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.
Love is a chain of love, as nature is a chain of life.
Love is a friendship caught on fire.
Love is a conflit The between reflexes and reflections.
Love is a friendship set to music.
Love is a fruit in season at all times, we were the and within reach of every hand.
Love is a heartbreak waiting to happen.
Love is all you need.
Love is a flower blooming and wilting.
Love is a better teacher than duty.
Love is a tyrant sparing none.
Love is all we have, and the only way we can help each other.
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:30 pm
Cute sayings for a friend.:
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
A special friend is rare indeed,it beems to be special breed,yes,perfect friends r very few,so lucky I m for having you.
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.
When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”
Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.
In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.
There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u, To forget me that’s up to u, To forget u I will never ever do.
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.
Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colourful my life is with a friend like u!!
Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.
Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:32 pm
How To play with telomarketers
If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Alternately, you can tell them, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my stomach is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."
If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.
If they say there name, Cry out, in well-simulated tones of pleasure and surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh, my GOODNESS! Judy, how have you BEEN?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.
Say "no", over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep an even tempo even as they're trying to speak. This is the most fun if you can keep going until they hang up.
If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up with their Family and Friends plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can muster, "I don't have any friends...would you be my friend?"
If they clean rugs: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out GOAT blood? How about HUMAN blood?" Alternate: "Sorry, my floor is made of stone."
Let the person go through their spiel, providing minimal but necessary feedback in the form of an occasional "uh-huh", "really" or "how fascinating". Finally, when they ask you to buy, ask them to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them you couldn't just give out your credit card number to a complete stranger.
Tell them you work for the same company they work for.
Example:
Telemarketer: "This is Bill from Water Tronics."
You: "Water Tronics! Hey, I work for them too. Where are you calling from?"
Telemarketer: "Uh...Dallas, Texas."
You: "Great, they have a group there too? How's business/the weather?!?"
Telemarketer: "Sorry, we can't sell to employees."
You: "Oh, okay. Bye!"
Tell the telemarketer your busy at the moment and if they give you their phone number, you'll call them back.
Telemarketer will say "We're not allowed to give out our number".
You say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at work, right?".
Telemarketer will agree. You say "Now you know how I feel!" Hang-up.
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:34 pm
Alice and Frank are Bungee-jumping one day.
Alice says to Frank, "You know, we could make a lot
of money running our own Bungee-jumping business
in Mexico." Frank thinks this is a great idea,
so they pool their money and buy everything they
need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the
square. As they are constructing the tower,
a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more
people gather to watch them at work.
When they had finished, there was such a crowd,
they thought it would be a good idea to give a
demonstration. So, Alice jumps. She bounces at the
end of the cord, but when she comes back up,
Frank notices that she has a few cuts and scratches.
Unfortunately, Frank isn't able to catch her and she
falls again, bounces, and comes back up again.
This time, she is bruised and bleeding. Again,
Frank misses her. Alice falls again and bounces back
up. This time, she comes back pretty messed up --
she's got a couple of broken bones and is almost
unconscious. Luckily, Frank finally catches her
this time and asks, "What happened? Was the cord
too long?"
Barely able to speak, Alice gasps,
"No, the Bungee cord was fine...It was the crowd.
What the hell is a piñata?!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:36 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:07 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:59 am
RANDOM
adj.
Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective: random movements.
Mathematics & Statistics. Of or relating to a type of circumstance or event that is described by a probability distribution.
Of or relating to an event in which all outcomes are equally likely, as in the testing of a blood sample for the presence of a substance.
idiom:
at random
Without a governing design, method, or purpose; unsystematically: chose a card at random from the deck.
[From at random, by chance, at great speed, from Middle English randon, speed, violence, from Old French, from randir, to run, of Germanic origin.]
randomly ran'dom·ly adv.
randomness ran'dom·ness n.
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:02 am
Was that "random" enough? lol
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:05 am
America the Beautiful
O BEAUTIFUL for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!
O beautiful for pilgrim feet,
Whose stern, impassioned stress
A thoroughfare for freedom beat
Across the wilderness!
America! America!
God mend thy every flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy liberty in law!
O beautiful for heroes proved
In liberating strife,
Who more than self their country loved,
And mercy more than life!
America! America!
May God thy gold refine,
Till all success be nobleness
And every gain divine!
O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!
Katharine Lee Bates
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:37 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:53 am
biggrin smile redface crying stare
xd 3nodding blaugh gonk scream
stressed sweatdrop heart xp whee
wink sad surprised eek confused
cool lol mad razz cry
evil twisted rolleyes exclaim question
idea arrow neutral mrgreen ninja
4laugh rofl pirate talk2hand burning_eyes
cheese_whine dramallama wahmbulance emo domokun
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:21 am
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Hacker Edward Tivrusky IV
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:56 pm
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