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... of ultimate destiny. *is killed*

Old Kyuubi was hopping around
Konoha City like a big playground
When suddenly Yondaime burst from the shade
And hit Kyuubi with a Rasengan . . . . thing

crying I couldn't help it. I've been thinking it ever since I saw the name of the thread. crying

My opinion:

Angels sang out in imaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended [Itachi]
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of [Orochimaru]

The horrible, horrible plagaristic lack of rhyme!! crying That was bad.

Naruto has had some strange villains, but I think Orochimaru has already been pwned by Snufflekins. Orochimaru has stated before that Snufflekins was stronger than him, and I don't think he would risk losing more than a hand, going against him again.

Anyways, Snufflekins owns. Like Gandalf owns Dumbledore. It's just one of those things. Orochimaru is entertaining, as far as villains go, and Dumbledore was kick-a**, but when it comes down to the fight, well, Gandalf's a Maiar, which is an underling god, and Snufflekins just owns.

*sticks out tongue*

Let's give Snufflekins a real fight.

Gandalf vs. Itachi!

Old Kyuubi was hopping around
Konoha City like a big playground
When suddenly Yondaime burst from the shade
And hit Kyuubi with a Rasengan.
Kyuubi got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Gai,
Who proceeded to open up a can of Gai Fu
When Haruno Sakura came out of the blue
And she started beating up the sexy Blue Beast
Then they both got flattened by the Akatsukimobile.
But before it could make it back to the Akatsukicave,
The First Hokage popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Yondaime away with a rat-a-tat-tat.
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Chozilla [Senior] came to save the day.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

Kyuubi took a bite out of Chozilla [Senior]
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
And then Gai came back covered in a tire track
But Anko-Chan jumped out and landed on his back.
And Yondaime was injured and trying to get steady
When the first Hokage came back with a machete.
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped.
Orochimaru took him out with his whip . . . snake . . . . thing . . . .
Then he saw Kyuubi sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun, which he just couldn't find
'Cause Yondaime stole it, and he shot and he missed,
And Anko-Chan deflected it with her fist
Then she jumped in the air, and she did a summersault
While the first Hokage tried to pole vault
Onto Chozilla [Senior], but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Fan Girl Stare.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Angels sang out
In immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens
Descended Itachi
Who delivered a kick
Which could shatter bones
Into the crotch
Of Orochimaru
Who fell over on the ground
Writhing in pain
As Yondaime changed back
Into the Akastuki Leader
But Itachi saw through
His clever disguise
And he crushed Yondaime's head
In between his thighs.

Then Gandalf the Grey
And Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
And Benito Mussolini
And the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis
And Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator
Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman
Every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, the Rock,
Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Itachi in his cowboy a**.
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw,
With civilians looking on in total awe.

The fight raged on for a century.
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood; the rest saw their better:
Konohamaru in a bloodstained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown
(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown
(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

So it took British humor and an Italian Fascist, but Gandalf prevails.

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You're welcome. I was sorT of worried I hAd gotten too far off topiC. I'm glad you liked it, tHough It was my pleasure. I'd rather be dOing Naruto related stuff than homeWork. My frieNd and I practice tranSlating Latin by satiring OuR textbOok and replaCing Cives Romanus witH NInjas. It's . . . perhaps unhealthy . . . but too rich to pass up. SoMeone in the text Actually says 'Salve, Gai, esne occupatus?'[hello, Gai, aRe you bUsy?] and I jumped at it. But we're the best students in our class, so Naruto really pays off.