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 Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:23 pm
I think the worst is durring a night out the venue when I wear tall shoes and one my shorter novice smoker friends is getting tipsy and while ******** a guy or girl they running into my tits face first with the cigarette in ******** burns.
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:31 pm
Theodra I wonder what it's like
to have your balls
sonogrammed.
The only hospital show I've watched is "Scrubs". It's pretty funny.
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:39 am
Jalea F!ZZBANG bigmouth strikes again! I'm so glad I have no sensitive, sit-on-able bodyparts. Though it does kinda suck when some careless soul elbows you in the boob. Owwwwwwww. D:
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:42 am
Phasm I think the worst is durring a night out the venue when I wear tall shoes and one my shorter novice smoker friends is getting tipsy and while ******** a guy or girl they running into my tits face first with the cigarette in ******** burns.
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:32 pm
Kalebface The Almighty Bobo The Mighty Z-Rex F!ZZBANG I wonder what it's like
to have balls. Until it's the first hot August day and you wind up sitting on them. I've actually sat on my balls before.
Why can't some alarm go off to let us know something bad is about to happen before we've already put our whole body weight on them?
I've always wondered if, what with guys having floppy things on their pelvis, they ever accidentally sit on something.
But everytime I asked a ball-haver he gave me one of those faces like "I can't tell if you're coming on to me or retarded."
How do you run? I mean, they're a lot more sensitive than boobs, and even my tangerines hurt when I move around supportless. D:
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:48 am
Grennwald Kalebface The Almighty Bobo The Mighty Z-Rex F!ZZBANG I wonder what it's like
to have balls. Until it's the first hot August day and you wind up sitting on them. I've actually sat on my balls before.
Why can't some alarm go off to let us know something bad is about to happen before we've already put our whole body weight on them?
I've always wondered if, what with guys having floppy things on their pelvis, they ever accidentally sit on something.
But everytime I asked a ball-haver he gave me one of those faces like "I can't tell if you're coming on to me or retarded."
How do you run? I mean, they're a lot more sensitive than boobs, and even my tangerines hurt when I move around supportless. D:
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:57 pm
What did cave men do before jock straps, then? D:
I mean they had to run around and crap to hunt mammoths or whatever the hell they ate.
I mean, if you think about it, you only really see/saw primitive jockstraps in asia. Those tidy whitey sheet things. Everbody else rocked the pointlessly floppy loincloth. Were asians seriously the only ones smart enough to protect their junk for multiple thousand years?
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:07 pm
Everyone else lived in places where the balls would be sucked up.
I mean, s**t, look at europe. It hits 85 and people die from heat stroke all over.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:38 am
I actually remember seeing that.
I couldn't help but laugh my butt off. lol
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