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I love coffee. I wrote a poem for my local coffee-god. :3

Coffee is good for souls,
At least that is what is says on polls...
Coffee makes you hyper, and you better believe it!
Or else you are a total idiot. -.-
So, pour a cup, and lick your lips,
then dance around and wiggle those hips!

It brought a tear to his eye, indeed. ^^

I'd like to join please...Another major coffee addict here.Coffee mmmm.....Here's some stuff/joke that might make you laugh:1.You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
2.Your coffee cake, must have coffee in it.
3.Instant coffee takes too long.
4.When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
5.You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.(This is sometimes true to me,I can't wait.)

er... i love coffee and that's why i want to join the coffee guild?... well, seriously i have an over obsession with coffee... i was known as coffeegirl at my high school.. and abused the local coffee shops so much that i even got free delivery to after school lit magazine meetings... instead of hustling drugs.. i hustle a pound of ground hazelnut brew.... i don't even have to order any more.. they see me coming and have the drink already made when i walk up to the counter... and at my local starbucks i don't even pay for coffee anymore because all the employees are now some of my best friends... it's actually quite sad... i know every coffee shop in a 25 mile radius of my home and job... and when i go to AAA i have them map out my vacations according to coffee stops... i think i need mental help...

In the beginning, there was coffee, and it was good.

Coffee is a virtue, not a vice.

Coffee is all that separates us from the animals. W/o, coffee, there'd be no penicillin, towering skyscrapers, high-speed internet or iPods.

Coffee is my mistress. I eternally long for her dark, soothing embrace.

Coffee is...really, really good.

Can I join?

Ooh my goodness, I need to join! It's 6am and I'm still up and caffeinne ahh everywhere in my brain and I want more pots of coffee and I love coffee and it's soo good and I love it so much not sure if I said that but I love it and it's uhh...yummy and dark and I make it with like 72 spoons of grounds and woah! I don't need sleep I need coffee!!!! Can I join?

I love coffee. I love coffee. I love..erm..coffee. *sips a cup of coffee* Oh, and I love coffee. <333 Everyone thinks I'm crazy for it though. I love you for making a coffee guild. And I love coffee.

Wilhelm is walking along the sidewalk in the middle of a town he's never been in before and is suddenly hit with an odd sensation of sleepiness "Oh carp there's to much blood in my caffine system!!!" he looks for a coffee shop while running all over the place finally he sees one but he has a sort of odd feeling about it ignoring his instincts in desparation he runs in and orders a cup of coffee with several sugers when he finally gets the cup he drinks it in one huge gulp and instantly spits it out "Decaff!?! Don't you know that decaff is the devils brew!?! Now get me some regular fast!!!" to which the cashier replies "i'm sorry sir we only serve decaff." "What!?! You must be insane! Quick where's the nearest place that has real coffee?" casheir: "I dunno i just work here." "Then you will feel the coffee's wrath!!!" as Wilhelm prepares to stab the casheir with his coffee cup he suddenly is overwelmed with sleepiness and realizes he has to find some real coffee real fast he heads toward the front door swearing to return and take vengence some day soon but as he steps out of the door he falls to the ground entering a coma caused by caffine depravation............. later he awoke in a hospital bed hooked up to an I.V. but he wasn't in a hospital he looks up at the I.V. and the bag reads caffine and he realizes he was saved by someone he sits up and scans the room with his eyes as he does so he sees a sign that reads The Coffee Guild "I'm... I'm... home."

You horrible monsters! Drying those poor homeless coffee beans, grinding them into a powdery mess and pooring scalding hot water on them! You should be ashamed of yourselves! We here at Christian Coffee Savers of the World value our coffee beans. We make sure each caffinated little bit is fed, clothed and educated. Have you ever seen what these beans look like before you grind them up? We can send you a picture of one of these precious beans for a donation on only 1 gaian gold piece a day. That's it, only one a day! And after your bean is all nice and grown up, we'll send it too you, to be cherrished in your own home. Under a blanket of creamer and warm milk....I mean....soft...yeah, soft cotton.

Request from Genis Sage 10
Hello. I would like to join. I love coffee and if I had my way, my blood would be coffee and I'd just drink from my arm even though I'm in TERRIBLE PAIN! Because coffee is good. Coffee is the lord and master! It is the special liquid of the gods that induces hyperactiveness and is the best freaking substance on the planet. Say no and I will Make a hobo with his disgusting fingernails RIP YOUR FLESH APART! Then stick coffee in the blood so the cafeine goes in the system quicker and you have coffee! YAY COFFEE!