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 Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:28 pm
ninja So I was surfing the Generator Blog and stumbled across this: Euphemisms. Thought we could see who got the best one. They get pretty funny at times. ninja
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:32 pm
ninja
-The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men killing the trouser flute.
-You should have seen him rearranging the one-eyed totem pole.
- Shut the door! I'm going to town on the pocket vessel! ninja
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:44 pm
-Shut the door! I'm biting the yogurt!
-Of course, back in my day we called it flogging the cherry ham ocelot.
-I couldn't believe my luck as she started scrubbing the short glass cactus.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:20 pm
He was so drunk, he was literally playing with the bald cherry bed.
Like most guys his age, he wasn't above flogging the ol' Nantucket vector.
Oblivious to the crowd of observers that was forming, the couple resumed
denting the groceries.
Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently
spiking the melting pocket brontosaurus.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:10 pm
You can't expect me to believe you were only smacking the cadaver.
For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at using the invisible coconut-cream canoe.
The last time I had this much fun, I was fondling the hamburger.
This unique and colorful custom is referred to as entering the kishka.
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:15 am
This is not an appropriate place for boarding the heat-seeking sea.
Will you stop curdling the smurfy plant?!
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:28 am
I feel like spreading the red orange pearl.
This unique and colorful custom is referred to as
tweaking the sausage.
You can't expect me to believe you were only
unmasking the pope's screaming hotel.
this one is funny
She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were
titillating the sacred totem pole. xp
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:41 pm
This is not an appropriate place for fogging up the bald-headed tin raccoon.
Let's just say I had a lot to learn about saluting the enchilada.
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:12 am
ninja So apparently this link I set up is a lot more widely accepted than the... *mhm* other one... sweatdrop
- You can't expect me to believe you were only dragging the flesh wombat.
- Hey! Who's been double-parking the flesh meat?!
- He normally shut his eyes while stretching the wee bayonet. ninja
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