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 Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:38 am
"If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats."
And the one in my sig, which is from Horseradish. (Is that a spoiler? Is it possible to spoil a book of quotes?)
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:13 pm
"It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things."
-The Reptile Room
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:08 pm
KTweirdchick Talamai " 'Optimist' is a word which here refers to a person, such as Phil, who thinks hopeful and pleasant thoughts about everything. For instance, if an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say, in a pleasant and hopeful voice, 'Well, this isn't too bad. I don't have my left arm anymore, but at least nobody will ever ask me whether I am right-handed or left-handed,' but most of us would say something along the lines of 'Aaaaah! My arm! My arm!' " That one cracks me up! I love it! Even better... it comes true from what I remember... xd
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:13 pm
The Slippery Slope: Colette picked up a piece of the bread and stared at it suspiciously. “This toast feels raw,” she said. “Is it safe to eat raw toast?”
“Of course not,” Hugo said. “I bet that baby is trying to poison us.”
The Slippery Slope: Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do it makes you want to hide under the coffee table.
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