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Subject: Military Rules for the Non-Military Personnel

Dear Civilians,

We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas we would like your assistance with:




The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem ... kick their a**.


When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in protest... kick their a**.


Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a Disabled Veteran kicks their a**.


(GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay if you were still seven. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your a** kicked.


Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an a** kicking (children are exempt).


If you witness someone calling the U.S. Coast Guard non military, inform them of their mistake...and kick their a**.


Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is not a blooper...it was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or later your a** will be kicked.


Next time Old Glory (U.S. flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her...of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe a** kicking.


What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is "traitor." Just mention her nomination for "Woman of the Year" and get your a** kicked.


Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command, is to include our commander in Chief. The President (for those who didn't know) is our CIC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives" meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. The military member might direct you to Oliver North. (I can see him kicking your a** already.)


"Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me ... stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and probably kick your a**!


Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying "Let's go kill those Commie's!!!" And stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me ... if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers; let me know, so I can go kick their a**.


Flyboy (Air Force), Jar Head (Marines), Grunt (Army), Squid (Navy) etc, are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Could get your a** kicked.


Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends please remember that there are, literally, thousands of sailors and troops far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its a** kicked.

No offense, but I would kick your a** for posting that. If you want to post rules do it properly. In every pharagraph you would say you'd kick there a** or kick there a**, but do you really think that's the right thing to say?

I've talked plenty about wars and politics with Veitnam Veterans in a Bingo club every Friday... I also got some stuff from a Civilian member of the Pentagon who moved from Texas to Washington... so you're going to kick my a** now?

I asked a man who was in the Air Force if he ever flew... he responded politely and I listened to what he did. He serviced them, but of course he never flew. I don't see how it is rude, it is just merely a question depending on how you ask it.

Half the United states doesn't know that the Coast Guard is part of the Military, most thing that is it is merely a part of the costal wildlife and border patrol and crap. I'm not going to kick somebody's a** if they didn't know that the Navy and Coast Guard were not the same thing either.

Were did you get crystal balls and Commies from? The Soviet Union attacked Iraq and crap but lost, then the freedom fighters there wanted to take over ther own governement... peple don't know the details, so why would you want to kick somebody's a** because they don't know the whole truth behind it all?

Proud Grunt.

*Proudly puts on his ACU's, tighten's up his boots, and get's ready to kick some ignorant civilian a*** I am a proud Grunt, Go Army.

*Snaps to attention, salutes* "YES MA'AM!" Oh no... funny story... my RSP unit was at Ft. Lost in the Woods, runnin the PEC course, and I had run it twice already. So, Sarge tells us to drink water, and I find mine empty, so, me and my battle buddy go hit a water blister, and we is chattin it up, when a butter bar walks up, right as I'm cursing the heat... So, here I am fillin a Canteen, and this butterbar acts like nothin is goin on, so, i snap to attention, and salute *ish a private... we do STUPID things*, and he damn near drops me.