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 Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:07 pm
Suddenly, a giant wave of gasps are heard! Almost as if they appeared out of nowhere, a ring of onlookers and screaming and yelling for their favorite ho. The rap battle is now on.
Oh no you did NOT just give me an attitude! *snap snap*
"b***h please, you know nothing of rap!
My skeelz are 1337 compared to your crap!
I'ma spit the truth hard and fast!
It'll fly in your mouth and outta yo a**!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:08 pm
Caliginous Chester, I cannot stand to see you anymore. There are two options.. I run away with Emilio, my sexy, hispanic pool boy, or you will be banished to the not so toxic waste dump [Exuberant is acting awfully Caliginously. surprised ] Do not try to tempt me with your lies! You are too ghetto to have a pool!
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:17 pm
b***h please, you can't rap to save yo life.
Snapping her own fingers and dawning a pimpin outfit, she struted her stuff and started to belt out an intense and interesting rap.
Yo ya b***h ho you better starting kissing mah a**,
I don't need you bitching and I don't need yo sass.
Boy you need to go back to school,
Cause you got no sense, yo nothing but a fool.
All those little boys you touch, you can't make em squeal
Cause you can't give them the whole deal.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:17 pm
"Ah, sorry for bursting out like that, my temper got the best of me!" Looking away, Exuberant pats her hair down "Emilio is fo serious, though! He's just my drug dealer's cousin's aunt's best friend's sister's father's son."
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:20 pm
The crowd waits anxiously for Chester's reply...and he delivered it.
mad
"The ho doesn't think I can make them squeal?
***** please, I give them MORE than THAT deal!
I make them scream! I make them shout!
They make more noise when I take it out!
I get more booty in a day than you!
I bet more in a day than you get in two!
I pimp! I rap! I speak Spanish, too!
I'm better with my hips than Hard Gay FOOO~!"
OHH! YOU GOT SERVED.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:22 pm
Caliginous "Ah, sorry for bursting out like that, my temper got the best of me!" Looking away, Exuberant pats her hair down "Emilio is fo serious, though! He's just my drug dealer's cousin's aunt's best friend's sister's father's son." ...how did you meet Emilio?
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:35 pm
Feeling like she was blasted back by the sheer force of the rap he had belted out. Yugisho7 finally fell over backwards.
"Damn b***h ho... I'll get you. I vow my revenge! mad "
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:39 pm
The wind starts blowing, making Chester's hair fly in a way that makes him look like a wise, cool, and calm anime bishie. Kind of Rurouni Kenshin-like, actually. He speaks these words quietly, but with much wisdom in them."
Yu, learn from your defeat today. The way of the rapping samurai-ho is filled with victories and defeats. In order to truly extend your vocabulary beyond the words of "b***h ho damn a**", travel across the lands to see what ancient rapping fighting styles you can master. One day, our paths will cross again and I am confident that you will be a better rapper than today. Work hard and remember to never lose your rapping spirit.
With that, he runs off after to go find the man he wishes to kill...Emilio.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:42 pm
"Hmph. I'll show you rapping spirit! I wont ever lose to you again! You hear me ho! I'll show everyone I'm better dhen you!"
Yu watched him run off, wishing to be able to challenge him and prove her worth, but this little ho had better things to do, including catch up on the newest fear factor episodes, as well as Survivor.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:45 pm
While searching for the man named Emilio...Chester had a realization. Exuberant doesn't do drugs...therefore she doesn't have a drug dealer! Is this another lie she has placed to decieve Chester?! However, Chester was positive she didn't do drugs...she tried it once and absolutely hated the thought...and the person that supplied her with the drug was...
Me! O_O
With this revelation in mind, Chester realized...Emilio is his cousin's aunt's best friend's sister's father's son!
Stay tuned for the next episode! razz
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:51 pm
Oh, noes! Kai said the N word. eek domokun
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 11:33 am
Marillius Oh, noes! Kai said the N word. eek domokun My cousin's aunt's best friend's sister's father's son is...EMILIO APARTMENT! dramallama
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:18 pm
Yuh, and Kai can say more thun da N word, ho. mad
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