Rules that I made up: Many works of literature that gives the world knowledge of the Greek/Roman mythology are poems. Examples are The Iliad and The Odyssey by Homer. Ovid wrote especially flowery and detailed ones. So to honor this style of storytelling, your RPs must be written in poetry. It may be in iambic pentameter, haiku, free verse, acrosstic, sonata, soliloquy--any form of poetry that you like, as long as it's poetry. It doesn't have to have rhythm--The Iliad certainly had none. [Well, in the English translations that I've read] But yarrr.

If you currently do not have a mythology counterpart, be creative and make one up. Be a blacksmith that specializes in making swords for horses or some s**t. We at SCW are especially good at being random and oddly specific. We'll fabricate some way to incorporate your character into the story...if not--well, someone could always kidnap you and that'll make for a plot!

I'll begin.

Growling echoes disturb the woods
O Gods, what a punishment you've bestowed

A man who molested a god
While desguised as a mortal
Angry ligers chase him to his doom
Yelling for help, nobody hears.