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 Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:31 pm
It is morning in the land of WCS. Chester the Catholic priest wakes up and finds himself welcomed by the rays of sunlight peering through the stained glass windows of the church. He looks around and sees himself laying on a rather fabulous rug, but under a silk blanket. He turns his head to his right and he sees a statue of Jesus with his arms wide out. On his left is a lovely little boy sleeping. Beyond the boy is are rows of pews and in those pews are people sitting on them, staring at the spectacle before them in wide-eyed horror. Our story begins with the words of Chester:
Howdy! *echo echo echo*
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:00 am
In the back of the church, a girl more appropriately dressed for a funeral watches the scene with apathy, the scandal before the congregation only appearing to her as another sign of man's faults and inevitable doom. She sighs heavily and rolls her eyes before lowly muttering,
"I cannot believe my parents got me out of bed for this."
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:02 pm
Chester, who is a rather silly person, is not quite understanding what is the problem here. Completely clueless to the unwritten laws of society that dictate what is proper and what is not, he's in total confusion. Yes, he's a priest, but he's never read the bible. As a child, his father just tossed him a book called the Karma Sutra and told him, "THAT is MY bible, son. Read it well." And so he did...
WHY YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?!
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:37 pm
Out of dire unfortune, a lonely man walking away from the funeral gets peed on by a cat in a tree. He proceeds to run away.
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