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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 10:54 pm

Ever see thoses funny posters/ T-Shirts that say "Everything i Learned about life i learned from...Star Treak, Sesamie Street, the Simpsons other geeky otaku medeum ^^
Well lets here what geeky otaku medeum you got your knowlege about Japan from.

disclamer:
this is ment to be humorous and not to be taken serously.

Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 10:55 pm

Everything I learned about Japan I learned from Sailor Moon:
-Beware of Free Stuff or good Deals, it might be an evil plot to steal your
energy.
-Guys are sexier in capes
-As long as you have good firends theres nothing that can get you down, be it energy stealing Aliens or soul snaching monsters

Everything I learned about Japan I learned from Yaoi:
-All hot guys are gay. and thoese that aren't are just haven't found the right seme to dominate them blaugh

Everything I learned about Japan I learned from Shoujo Anime/Manga:
-All a girl needs is Hammer space to solve her problems
-Little kids are smarter and oftne more mature that adults.

Everything I learned about Japan I learned from Shounen Anime/Manga:
-all the worlds problems are esily solved with giant robots.
-when the world sucks, blowing it up makes everything better

Everything I learned about Japan I learned from Samurai Movies:
-the lone sowrds man kicks more a** that a thousdand samirai.
-a sowrd makes you instanly cool and bad a**

Everything I learned about Japan I learned from the Tale of Genji:
-If you can't have the woman you love, steall a little girl and raise her to become the woman you want.
-sleeping with you're stepmom and knocking her up may seem like a bad idea, but it's results can get you out of exlie later on.
-Real men wear make up and are masters of poetry.

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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 11:11 pm

Everything I know about Japan i learned from Jrock:
-Real Men look like women.
-Wings are badass
-it doen't matter if you video makes no sence, if it looks cool that's all thats matters.

Everything I know about Japan i learned from Naruto:
-if your low on enrgey, just cut to a flashback and all your strength will be restored
-Freaky eyes are freaken badass.
-inducing noies bleeds with Haream no Juitsu can be highly effective.
-haveing freaky eyebrows is just plan freaky,

Everything I know about Japan i learned from FMA:
-Sicence is evil
-just because your a suit of armor, doesn't mean you can't be expressive.

Everything I know about Japan i learned from Inuyasha:
-Men are dogs
-Real men wear makeup
-not all monsters are evil and not all evil things are monsters
-a mans best freind is instant raman.

Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 1:02 pm

Everything I need to know about Japan I learned from DA Family

Every Japanese man is capable of looking gay by just standing next to Daisuke.
Your boyfriend can also double as your girlfriend if given the right clothes
Looks can be deciveing....
A 37 year old man can look 20
Never make fun of your producer on Japanese national televison
Any place in Japan is a photo oppertunity

Oppertunity is the hardest word to say in English....

When it doubt about a song...make it an anime theme.
English is the best way to make people think you're smart.
Your English doesn't have to make sence no matter what the situation is
Japanese men obssess over the stupidest things and it's 100% ok
Disney isn't just a fandom...it's a way of life.

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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 11:08 am

Everything I know about Japan I learned from anime:
- you need to loudly announce the name of your super attack, or it won't work
- if it doesn't work the first time, be more insistent. Scold the attack if you need to
- you CAN have too many women.
- Smart people wear glasses.
- You'll never be as pretty as the main character if you wear glasses
- There's sound in space
- You can never have too much hair
- When you sweat, it will appear as a giant tear drop
- The two-foot-tall old geezer is someone to be feared.
- You can spot how popular a show is by looking at the number of doujinshi (hentai or otherwise) it has.
- The hero always loses the first fight with a new enemy.

Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 2:09 pm

Everything I know about Japan I learned from Gackt:
- Japanese men look like girls
- Japanese men wear thongs
- Japanese men paint their nails

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Hikari.v9

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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 9:15 am

Everything I know about (schooling) in Japan I learned from Utena:

1. Being part of student government has some SERIOUS obligations
2. There are also secret evil societies administered by imaginary and/or dead people.
2. Fighting is permitted in school as long as it is in an secret forest platform with magical swords
3. Contrary to popular belief, school chairmans are very aware of the activites and...needs...if the students
3a. Teachers, however, are oblivious
4. Freak accidents involving animals on campus are not considered important enough to hold a safety meeting.
5. If you mess up in HomeEc class, you will be sent to a foreign country instead of the supermarket to replenish supplies (where you will most likely be attacked by rampaging animals repeatedly)

Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 3:10 am

xd Nice

Quote:

Smart people wear glasses.

But if their glasses start to glow, it also means they'er evil and/or have
deviously mischivious intentions

Quote:

Disney isn't just a fandom...it's a way of life.

the same goes for all things cute in genaral ^^

more things to add:
- Just because you're evil, doesn't mean you're bad, and just because you're bad, doesn't mean you're evil.
- when useing english, the less sence it makes, the cooler it is.
- Happy endings are for suckers. it's all about aginst!
- school trouble makers have 50's hair
- Cuteness is a great and awsome power to be reconed with