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Is it uber yummyful?

I've only done salvia once ... and honestly at your young age I would advise against it ... give your brain some more time to develop.

However this is my experience:

I took like 1-2 hoots ... and then I was just GONE into another land ... I was with my boyfriend at the time, but I didn't know it - I thought I was in an alternate universe ... then all these people were just staring at me and saying "Salvia! She's on salvia!" over and over ... then I see my boyfriend and his shirt starts to morph into like legos ... and I started trying to pick it apart and ended up scratching him up ... I was totally off balance and scared and thought I was stuck in some horrible universe that i would never get out of ...

Yeah, I didn't like it. Haha. I was in a bad space at the time though. I should have done it in a more appropriate setting.

Salvia leaf is worthless. It will get you pretty high for like 15 minutes. Ok I guess that isn't that worthless but you won't trip.

To trip you need the extract.

I've done 15x extract. (15 times as strong as the leaf) and it was so incredibly intense it wasn't really that enjoyable. For me to not enjoy a drug, is ******** up. This s**t felt like I had a heavy fishing net being drug across my mind.

The thoughts you think while on salvia are thoughts the human mind isn't capeable of. I thought I was an amusement park. The entire park, I seriously thought I was a gigantic sentient amusement park and gigantic sentient office buildings and factories were attacking me.

My friend thought he was the letter 'F' and we were all letters in the same word. I started to walk away from him and he started flipping s**t and screaming incoheriently. Apparently the word wasn't complete with out me. The first understandable thing he said after he started tripping was "I want to come down"

Good times like that are hard to come by.

In the olden days, according to George Carlin, they mostly got off on beer, even though it meant throwing up all over your shoes.

But that's part of the charm of pouring toxins into one's body.

Ultimate narcotic will make you crap your pants and drool like an idiot while rocking back and forth in your chair. You know -- just the way your grandad looked the last time you saw him at The Home.