“We can do it again later,” Sasuke chuckled, draping one leg over Naruto’s thighs. “I’m not doing it all the time, though. Not unless you do it back.”

“Erm.... I could try. But you know Sasuke, I’m a slow learner. And you seem to be rather good at it. So the best way to teach me is to do it as often as possible. Eventually I’ll pick it up.”

Sasuke let out the first real laugh in a long time, closing his eyes. That was such a Naruto thing to say... “As often as possible? I might be able to swing that. You know, we could both do it at the same time.”

“...I love the way you think.”

“You mean you didn’t know how men had sex, but you know what I’m talking about?”

“Heeeey, I’ve known for awhile most of the things you can do with a girl. I didn’t know I should have been studying those other types of porn before coming back here.”

Sasuke raised an eyebrow and opened his eyes, tilting his chin to look at Naruto. “You studied porn?”

“Aaah... Well now, look at the time. I think it’s way past when good little ninjas need to be in bed.”