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 Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:26 am
:: Joel Gertner stood in the middle of the ring with microphone in hand. He straightened his neckbrace and paced the ring. ::
" Well, well, well...For you WIF Wrestlers and Fans, might I be able to introduce the beautiful stranger in this squared circle. And for you neanderthals out there who have abit of a miscommunication problem, that beautiful stranger would be me...Whilst your wife has lain in her cozy bed, I can't help but make a stain all over. My bone is so big, she couldn't help, but moan. Yes, it is I! The Quintessential Studmuffin, the man that has your girlfriend on speed-dial, because she just couldn't resist my *69, a man that is big, that I'm not hung like a horse...Horses are hung like me. Yes, everyone, it's me...Joel "I've busted more nuts than a peanut factory" Gertner...."
:: The fans cheered on. ::
" Remember that name, ladies...You'll be screaming it later... "
:: He paced the ring. ::
" I've come to this monkey defected federation, seeking action and thrills, as if it wasn't enough that I had that all in one thousand different motels all over the states. That is why, I'm seeking for anyone available for my manager services, afterall, I did brung the Dudley Boyz to their mainstream success, so if any of you horndogs out there need any type of assistance, I'm the man for the job... "
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:32 pm
Joel Gertner :: Joel Gertner stood in the middle of the ring with microphone in hand. He straightened his neckbrace and paced the ring. :: " Well, well, well...For you WIF Wrestlers and Fans, might I be able to introduce the beautiful stranger in this squared circle. And for you neanderthals out there who have abit of a miscommunication problem, that beautiful stranger would be me...Whilst your wife has lain in her cozy bed, I can't help but make a stain all over. My bone is so big, she couldn't help, but moan. Yes, it is I! The Quintessential Studmuffin, the man that has your girlfriend on speed-dial, because she just couldn't resist my *69, a man that is big, that I'm not hung like a horse...Horses are hung like me. Yes, everyone, it's me...Joel "I've busted more nuts than a peanut factory" Gertner...." :: The fans cheered on. :: " Remember that name, ladies...You'll be screaming it later... " :: He paced the ring. :: " I've come to this monkey defected federation, seeking action and thrills, as if it wasn't enough that I had that all in one thousand different motels all over the states. That is why, I'm seeking for anyone available for my manager services, afterall, I did brung the Dudley Boyz to their mainstream success, so if any of you horndogs out there need any type of assistance, I'm the man for the job... " *Goldbergs theme hit and the crowd roared as he calmly walked to the ring with a smirk on his face*HaHa real funny...obviously youve seen my movie The Longest Yard... and u obviously remember the multiple references to the size of my manhood..i musn't lie...that was completely unscripted...any way, uyou think you can just waltz into the WIF and walk arout trash talkin...tsk tsk tsk...well if its exposure you want, its exposre you get...*dives at Joel's legs and attempts to pull down his pants* *6*
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