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I miss Nick Arcade, at least that attempted to make gamer involement more adamant

G4 isn't video games anymore. It's pop ******** culture. They took Filter, which used to be a countdown of the top 10 __________ video games and made it lists of stupid s**t! "Filter: We give you the lists, you didn't even know you needed. Teehee~" ******** YOU :SCREAM:

And Xplay just has horrible writers. I mean, it doesn't even look like two people talking when Adam and Morgan are together, it looks like awkwardness as they recite bulldumbshit lines to one another. WHICHITIS. Their reviews have been going down the drain too.

And what about Cheat? They had a geeky goofy guy as the host of that show, and even though he had to do dumb geeky s**t, I still liked watching the damn show, even if it was a game I wasn't interested in! Now we've got KRISTEN HOLT and her dumbass. I couldn't beleive they made her, out of all people, check out Nintendo's booth at E3. I was seriously just in awe of G4.

Oh, and E3, let's not forget about that. When I got home from school the first day of E3, I was seriously screaming. As soon as I saw Mario's face next to the words "Super Mario Galaxy", I was freaking jumping out of my chair and screaming loudly. LITERALLY. As I read about all the DS games, my heart went aflutter, and when I read all the Wii news, I was freaking ecstatic. I even called my friend just screaming into his voicemail. Later that day, I went to go watch G4 for their E3 coverage. Where was Nintendo? Where was my Super Mario Galaxy? Where was Wii? I was more hopeful for the next day, but only very slim time was given to Nintendo, and by Kristen Holt of all people. "HURR HURR MARIO LIEKS PASTA ER SUMTHING HURR HURR"

And then comes the night of the SSBB news. I had just quit looking for E3 news for the night, and actually started on my homework, when I was interuppted by Ryath Adir. "Have you seen the new Smash Bros news?" OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I freaked out. I looked and found some lame screens. Pit, Snake(!?), Zero Suit Samus, Wario and..... META KNIGHT OMFFFFG! I freaked out. So needless to say, I figured this movie would be played in full on G4, considering it's not very long, and it's really well done. Nope. Some of the movie was played with commentary by Mr. Sessler [Whom I never really hated or anything in the first place]. But then he mentioned Meta Knight, and said that 'it was sad Nintendo had to dig up such oddball characters for a fighting game'.

1. Meta Knight is not an oddball character.
2. Find me another company that has half the amount of good characters as Nintendo
3. SUCKADICK

Of course he said all of this while the trailer was showing, so you couldn't see him reading the script he had been given. Afterwards, he tried to reinstate this fact while talking with Morgan, Kevin and Olivia. "It's really dissappointing that Nintendo has to dig up such bad characters, like.... that uh.... *snaps fingers* the uhhhh..... enemy... what's his name...... from Kirby.. ANYWAY, him." He couldn't even think up Meta Knight. Case and point, Adam is a puppet and G4 sucks. Thank you, and this has been a Meta_Fish rant.