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 Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:21 pm
*During the exam when Sasuke is suffering from the curse*
Sakura: I must protect my team! Ye---What? Is Sasuke whispering something at me? No... Wait... He's dreaming of something...
Sasuke:N....NO!!! Stop LOOKING AT ME!!! Get AWAY, YOU BIG BROWED LITTLE
*!@~@#!!! I saw you stalking m--
Sakura: ...Psh...
This is my first attempt... xd
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:52 pm
Naruto: ANO SA! ANO SA!!! Jiraiya-sama!! Show me how to peek in without getting caught.
Jiraiya: Naruto, I'm sorry. I gave it up.
Tsunade: FINALLY!!
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Kabuto: *looks from side to side and then puts on his ANBU mask* Now... to go sneak a peek on Sakura-chan... or Hianta-chan
Naruto and Sasuke: Look from one another and then nod* HA!!!!! *they attack Kabuto*
Kabuto: Hmm? NANI?! *gets pounced on and gets the shizz kicked outta him.*
Sasuke: SAKURA IS MINE!!!
Naruto: HIANTA IS MINE!!!
Kabuto: But I was after Tsunade-san!!!
Naruto and Sasuke: LIAR!!! OVER-AGED PERVERT!!!!!!
Kabuto: x.x"
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Anko: appears behind Naruto after she made the cut on his face. She licks the blood form his face.*
Naruto: *looks from Anko to the ground and sees a bulge* AHHH $#!T!!!! *runs off-set
Anko: ??? Naru-kun?
Sakura: ::>> Stupid l3!tc#..... *takes out a kunai knife and kills Anko.*
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:27 am
Deep Despair Biryu Okay this takes place when Naruto and Jiraiya are in the hot springs Jiraiya& Nartuo rambling on and on about the hot springs. Hinata takes a peek into the men's hot springs Hinata: Oh!, naruto-kun is here... hehe Byakugan!*evil grin* Kurenai comes up behind hinata Kurenai: Hinata... are you peeping AGAIN.... Hinata: Go away!, don't take me away from Naruto-kun! Director: Wait a minute! Hinata why are you there! CUT!!! I SAID CUT!!!! get back in the hospital right now! Hinata: Aww man.... thats funny!!! It's friggin' hilarious!
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:58 am
Scene: Where Naruto & co. are escorting Tazuna back to the village of the mist
Naruto: *stabs the kunai knife into his hand*
Sakura: Ohh... Naruto-kun. I love a guy who can take pain.
Sasuke and Kakashi: o.o? What the?
Naruto: I'm sorry, Sakura-chan. HINATA IS MY LOVE!!
Sakura, Kakashi, Tazuna, & Saske: *anime fall*
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Scene: Kabuto stops Naruto form opening the scroll
Kabuto: *all serious-like* I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Naruto: Really? What'll happen?
Kabuto: *whispers in his ear* It'll make it so that any woman you want falls in love with you
Naruto: COOL! *opens it and gets hit by the spell*
Kabuto: Moron.
Sasuke: *comes from the bushes* god that stinks *looks and sees Naruto* KABUTO!! I told you not to play that on him.
Kabuto: *Shrugs* Whoops... slipped my mind
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:05 am
Camui XDD Haii. tightrope walking... but, wires are thinner than tightropes, i think... And, i loved that one, Kaiq-san!! ..anyway!! Here's another lame attempt by meeee.. FWEE!! *Itachi has problems in Flashbacks*
TAKE 1
Sasuke: *walks in* Aniki?
Itachi: *turns* Hmm?
Sasuke: Today, can we train with shuriken?
Itachi: I'm busy. It'd be better if you a-*voice cracks*-sk-
Sasuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Director: Itachi....
Itachi: *panicking* I swear it's not my fau-*crack*-lt! GRrrrrrrr....
Director: CUT! Try again.. and try to keep your voice in check!
TAKE 2
Itachi: ...
Sasuke: ...mmggmm..hehehehehehehehe...
Itachi: I didn't even say any-*voice cracks*-thing!... arg!!
Sasuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Director: CUT!! Sasuke, be serious!!
Sasuke: Right, right.. serious.. heheheheh.....
TAKE 3
Sasuke: *walks in* Aniki?
'Itachi': *turns*
Sasuke: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs*
Director: KABUTO!! Why are you dressed like Itachi?
Kabuto: He said something about a time machine and speeding up puberty... i'm filling in.
Director: .Ahahaha... no....cut... i need aspirin... and someone go find Itachi.
TAKE 4
Itachi: i was so CLOSE! SOO CLOOOSEE!! *crack* WHY!!
Director: Itachi!!
Sasuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA- *cont. laughing*
Itachi: *scowls* That's IT, i'm going to my tra- *crack*-iler! *stalks off, pouting* now that's funny!!!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:18 am
Chaos101 NEXT!.......That bit when Jiraiya takes Naruto to get Tsunade and they meet up in the bar
Tsunade: Hokage is shi....hey can I say that with this kid around
Naruto: Hey b***h, I know more swear word than you do you *@!?$ >_< ~#%*!
Tsunade: I can swear better than you can
Naruto jumps on table pointing at Tsunade: OH YEAH! WELL....
*Tsunade pulls Naruto's finger and he farts in Jiraiya face*
Jiraiya: Oh for F@$K sake! It's like when I was with Yondaime all over again! bloody kids! I can't stop laughing hahahahaa!!
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:33 am
This is greatXDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
*Jiraiya teaching Naruto how to walk on water*
Jiraiya surprised k, Ill show how to do this*moldes chakra*
Naruto:*watches*
Jiraiya:*walks in* see-WhA*falls in* OW HOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!U GUYS SAID THIS WASN'T HOT SPRING WATER!!!!!!!
Naruto:blahahahahahaha! xd xd xd xd
Jiraiya:*gets out of spring* shut up Naruto
Director:cut! Where the platform, we were suppose to have the invisible platform aon top of the water
Prop guys:Oopsies!
Jiraiya:Im going in my trailer
Naruto:BLAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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*Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru doing the summoning technique in their battle*
Director surprised k, take 84
Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru: Ninja Skill:Summoning technique*smokes comes*
*smoke disapears*
Tsunade: eek Where's my slug
Orochimaru: eek wheres my snake
Jiraiya biggrin ude,I thought I had trhe snake
Orochimaru:no, u had the damn frog
Jiraiya: dont call my dog a dirty name
Orochimaru:Frog
Jiraiya:Whatever it is
Tsunade and Orochimaru:FROG!
Dirctor:God, where are our animals
Prop guy:Um...they're hibernating now...
Director surprised h for the love of-
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:35 am
Naruto: OVER THERE!!! *throw shuriken*
Kakashi: Please, please don't play with your Shuriken, they can be a teeny bit dangerous.
Naruto: *looks over the bush to see what he hit* O.o
Sakura: NARUTO YOU KILLED A BUNNY!!!
Director: CUT!!! Where the hell is the stuffed bunny I wanted?
Crew member; sweatdrop sorry... I forgot.
Director: Great now we have to lie and put, "No animals were hurt in the mkaing of this episode."
Naruto: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW dead bunny!!!! *throws it at sasuke*
Sasuke; EEWWWWWWWWW Get that thing away!!!! *runs and hides behind kakashi.*
Sakura; God.... *walks off set.*
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:26 pm
I beleive Shino has a small bug gym to train his kikai...
XD
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:03 pm
Episode 62. when Naruto beat neji in the chuunin exam.
Naruto:stop complaining about fate and saying how it cant be changed....You're different from me. You aren't a drop out.
(Neji looks up at the bird flying above him in slow motion when suddenly...it craps on his forehead!)
Neji: EEWW! Gross! it got in my eye too!
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:12 pm
Scene: Sasuke is in the hospital after the prelims
Kabuto: Now, to kill Sasuke
Sasuke: *lies there asleep*
Kabuto: *raises scalpel to the oxygen tube*
Kakashi: *walks in on this.*
Kabuto: Oh! Geez, uhh sorry, Kakashi. I was just gonna put a card by his bed.
Kakashi: Kill him. I don't care. *walks off*
Sasuke: WHAT THE HELL?! KAKASHI-SENSEI!!! WHAT THE HELL KINDA TEACHER ARE YOU?!
Kabuto: The smart kind. *Stabs Sasuke and jumps out the window.*
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Setting: Konoha's Ninja Academy Anuual Talent Show
Orochimaru: *stands on the stage.* Ahem.
*K.I.S.S. Music blares*
Everyone: ???
Orochimaru: *sticks his tougue out and makes the metal hand symbols* I'M GENE SIMMONS!!!! *takes off his white clothes and now all the clothing and makeup are on him*
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Scene: *Sasu, Naru, and Saku are all sitting around.*
Naruto: I fear only one thing. . . GETTING MY a** WHOPPED BY KONOHAMARU! crying
Sakura: Geesh...
Sasuke: Moron. The only thing to fear, is fear itsself. . . . . . *gets creeeped out look on face* And snakes.
Sakura: AIEEEEEEEEE SNAKE!!!
Sasuke: ACK!! *jumps from the couch and clings to the ceiling fan*
Sakura and Naruto: BWAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!
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