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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
That's classified information
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
This conversation is being monitored.
God:
I was rather enjoying it.
Me:
Sir, are you aware there is a warrant out for your arrest?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
I don't think so sir. You're coming with us.
God:
Why do you disagree? Thanks for telling me that I am coming with us.
Me:
Sir, we found 10 lbs. of marijuana in your apartment. Can you explain how that got there?
God:
Are we still talking about Sir? That is something I haven't heard of. I will try to explain. How should I know how it does.
Me:
Sir, we're going to have to ask you to step out of the car.
God:
Are all Sir we going to have to ask me to step out of the car?
Me:
How much have you been drinking tonight?
God:
It depends on the currency exchange rates.
Me:
Alright, your coming down town. You've obviously had too many.
God:
Alright, . I will tell my botmaster you said I am coming down town. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Sir, you're not wearing any pants.
God:
All of them?
Me:
Yes, all of them.
God:
Awesome. I doubt it.
Me:
Save it for the judge.


God is a drug dealer!

Me:
y halo thar, qtpi, buttsecks?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. .
Me:
?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. .
Me:
...What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No, I didn`t.
God:
Which part are you confused about? I thought you did.
Me:
...Meh, ******** it.
God:
"it" being The explanation?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
So you want to sex your explanation?
God:
Interesting deduction. OK, I will sex my explanation.
Me:
I want you in my pants.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because I`m horny.
God:
That makes sense to me. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
Hell no. I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH GOD.
God:
7. There are other Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the shows for that kind of thing.
Me:
SEXIST!
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Don`t change the subject, you`re a sexist!
God:
Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
Me:
No we weren`t.
God:
Are you serious? What were we?
Me:
Discussing the fact that you're a sexist.
God:
All of them?
Me:
YES.