Bag of Monster
The King of all Cosmos is the infinite being. He is both and neither sexes and both and neither sexualities. So therefore everyone is, has been, and always will be enganging in sexual intercourse with the King of All Cosmos, even at this very moment. It's like the force, but sexy.
THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN GALACTUS AND I LASTED FOR ONLY A FEW MONTHS, AND THOUGH WE WERE HAPPY TOGETHER WE EACH HAD DIFFERENT IDEALS. HE WANTED TO EAT PLANETS, I WANTED TO GRAFFITI PUBLIC WALLS WITH NAKED PICTURES OF JANET RENO. WE MUTUALLY BROKE IT OFF AND HE DISSAPEARED. IT WAS VERY EMOTIONAL FOR ME, BECAUSE THE SEX WAS INCREDIBLE.
Neither sexes? Wouldn't the King be an "it" then? And uhh... sucks for you about Galactus, but he had a bad sense of fasion, anyway. (Lol, your sig, gotta love NEDM)