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 Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 4:43 pm
King auther pretends to ride up a hill, with his servant behind him, banging coconuts togeather like horses. Up ahead, was a castle. as he and his servant ride up to the castle, someone from the castle yelled, "HALT!! 'ew are you, an' whot bussinuss do you 'ave here?!"
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 10:18 pm
King Arthur looks up at the person who shouted at his servant and him. He responds in a strong, loud, and stern voice. "It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!"
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:30 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 9:20 pm
Patsy is holing the coconuts.
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Mistress DragonFlame Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 9:39 pm
The guard replies "Wot, THAT'S yer name? It's too long! How can ya eva reamemba such a long name?? I know I couln'!"
Then another guard says, " well, maybae he jus' shor'ans it."
The other guard replies " roit, roit.....woit. If he shor'aned it...Then....woy didn' he jus' say it short?"
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 4:15 pm
Gets a little aggravated by the guards. "Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 7:54 am
Guard:Where'd yu git the coconuts?
Arthur:We found them.
Guard:In Mercia? Tha coconut's tropical!
Arthur:The house martin or the swallow may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are no strangers to our land!
Guard:Are you suggestin that coconuts migrate?
Arthur:Not at all! It could be carried!
Guard:What, a swallow carrying a coconut?
Arthur:It could grip it by the husk.
Guard:It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratios! A 5 ounce swallow cannot carry a one-pound coconut!
Guard 2:Unless, of course it was being carried by an african swallow. But, then, African Swallows are non-migratory...
Guard:So he couldn't ave carried it anyway...
(Arthur walks off, wondering how such idiots could live in his kingdom.)
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:02 am
Avalon Moore Gets a little aggravated by the guards. "Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?" Guard" Well, I WOULD but, he isn't 'ere! and what's with the coconuts?" other guard" well, it look' like they're bangin' 'em together." Guard" I'm asking them! This is a none tropic zone! "
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:15 pm
Kiranuha Avalon Moore Gets a little aggravated by the guards. "Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?" Guard" Well, I WOULD but, he isn't 'ere! and what's with the coconuts?" other guard" well, it look' like they're bangin' 'em together." Guard" I'm asking them! This is a none tropic zone! " Looks at his servant than at the guards. "We found them."
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:33 pm
"Found them? In Mercia? The coconut is tropical."
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 2:19 pm
guard 2: maby 2 swallows could of carried it
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 4:19 pm
Avalon Moore Kiranuha Avalon Moore Gets a little aggravated by the guards. "Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?" Guard" Well, I WOULD but, he isn't 'ere! and what's with the coconuts?" other guard" well, it look' like they're bangin' 'em together." Guard" I'm asking them! This is a none tropic zone! " Looks at his servant than at the guards. "We found them." Patsy gets looked at. ( xd You have no idea how much I am enjoying myself here)
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Mistress DragonFlame Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:47 pm
"No! sparrows cant carry a bloody coconut! its to heavy!!...."
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