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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:29 pm


Natsuri
Galadedrid Damodred
TO ARMS! scream scream scream


Yes, dear brothers and sisters, the time for redemption is nigh! Anyone interested in a weapon from the Literate Weapons Rack? question


whee I'll take some.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:09 pm


Yami no Hitokiri
That's so horrid, I stopped translating halfway through it. No, no, don't pull the trigger. The world needs as many literati as it can get.


I couldn't agree more!

[Psychotic.Ballerina]


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:08 am


Here's the plan. We capture this person, then lock him or her in a room which contains a television playing a loop of School House Rock songs.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:35 pm


I can't tell if they're talking about an orgasm or something else. Perhaps it is my dirty mind, but yeah... I am thinking about getting some rope myself thanks to this.

Taki Kurozawa


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:41 pm


dameonmac5918
Natsuri
Galadedrid Damodred
TO ARMS! scream scream scream


Yes, dear brothers and sisters, the time for redemption is nigh! Anyone interested in a weapon from the Literate Weapons Rack? question


whee I'll take some.


From melee to heavy arms weaponry, we have it here! You name it, we got it. wink Free exclusive deal to all members of this guild!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:37 pm


Alabang
Here's the plan. We capture this person, then lock him or her in a room which contains a television playing a loop of School House Rock songs.


You're mean. That is the second worst torturing method I've read. Though they do deserve it.

Venat the Undying


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:07 pm


Natsuri
dameonmac5918
Natsuri
Galadedrid Damodred
TO ARMS! scream scream scream


Yes, dear brothers and sisters, the time for redemption is nigh! Anyone interested in a weapon from the Literate Weapons Rack? question


whee I'll take some.


From melee to heavy arms weaponry, we have it here! You name it, we got it. wink Free exclusive deal to all members of this guild!


I'll take the melee weapons, please. biggrin
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:54 pm


King of Halla
Alabang
Here's the plan. We capture this person, then lock him or her in a room which contains a television playing a loop of School House Rock songs.


You're mean. That is the second worst torturing method I've read. Though they do deserve it.

Torture? It's not torture! It's re-education!

Besides... I loved those songs...

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:29 am


Alabang
King of Halla
Alabang
Here's the plan. We capture this person, then lock him or her in a room which contains a television playing a loop of School House Rock songs.


You're mean. That is the second worst torturing method I've read. Though they do deserve it.

Torture? It's not torture! It's re-education!

Besides... I loved those songs...


So do I! Which one is your favorite?
PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:56 am


dameonmac5918
Natsuri
dameonmac5918
Natsuri
Galadedrid Damodred
TO ARMS! scream scream scream


Yes, dear brothers and sisters, the time for redemption is nigh! Anyone interested in a weapon from the Literate Weapons Rack? question


whee I'll take some.


From melee to heavy arms weaponry, we have it here! You name it, we got it. wink Free exclusive deal to all members of this guild!


I'll take the melee weapons, please. biggrin


Ah, the melee weapons. Hmm...pike axes, katanas, swords, ooh! Behold, the Grammar Hammer of Desolation, v2.0. biggrin Standard features includes throwable flaming hammers, or just that good old-fashioned bludgeoning up-close and personal. How about it? Observe! ::throws the said flaming weapon on a random noob and said noob bursts into a pile of blood and gore:: And there you have it! Do we have a deal?

Natsuri


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:31 am


dameonmac5918
Alabang
King of Halla
Alabang
Here's the plan. We capture this person, then lock him or her in a room which contains a television playing a loop of School House Rock songs.


You're mean. That is the second worst torturing method I've read. Though they do deserve it.

Torture? It's not torture! It's re-education!

Besides... I loved those songs...


So do I! Which one is your favorite?


Hmm... that's a tough one. It's so hard to choose just one.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:46 pm


...Absolutely speechless. burning_eyes

Raito-kun`

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