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I don'teven know what to say Tricy, except we should go back to more baby-making. biggrin And yeah. 8D

UHH... DUH. HERE'S CHPT. 3 8D

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Riku rolled around in his bed with a cold sweat, in deep sleep. He was having some sort of nightmare. "I'M NOT FAT!" he cried, opening his eyes sharply as he got up to look himself in the mirror.
"Hey baby," he smirked at the mirror, flexing his manly muscles. "How're you doin'? Ooh, you like that? Yeeeah you do!"

Okay, so it was just a nightmare and he wasn't REALLY fat. Goodie. Time to get back to bed! When he turned around and HE SAW HER! His eyes widened considerably as he shrieked in horror. But not a little sissy girly shriek like Sora would do. It was a MANLY shriek.

"What are you doing here?!" he demanded, pointing an accusing finger at Brittany.

"We're a couple, aren't we? Aren't we supposed to sleep together?" She made a horribly innocent look on her face and Riku just cringed.

"...get out of my room," he hissed, but she giggled.

"You're so mean!"

"Yeah. So?"

"Can we got on a daaaaaaaaaaaaaate?" she asked, her eyes getting all sparkly and shoujo-y.

"...no."

"Why not?"

"Because."

She inched closer to Riku. "Because whaaaat?" she asked, trying to sound cute but horribly failing.

Riku stayed quiet. Could she just PLEASE leave him alone? How could she come out of nowhere and claim him as hers, anyways? Brittany, getting impatient, leaned up, about to press her lips against his when...

"BECAUSEI'MGAY," Riku blurted out quickly. Was he gay? He didn't know and or really care. He just thought girls were kinda stupid and boobs scared him.

She backed away, gasping loudly. "You're WHAAAAAAAAT?!!?!?"

"Yeah. That's right," he said, smirking to herself. SHE'D LEAVE HIM ALONE! *CHEER!*

"Oh, NO!" she screamed, slapping her hand on her cheek dramatically. "Do you ... have a... BOOOOOOOOYFRIEND!?"

Riku gulped. "...maybe."

"Who, WHO?" she demanded, "there's no way I'll let him take MY man!!"

Riku facepalmed. "No one you know. Now go away before I hit you repeatedly wuith a struggle bat, even though we're nowhere near Twilight Town."

Brittany cried the one perfect little tear. "But I love you!" she whimpered. Riku shoved her out the window and chuckled to himself.

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The next morning, Riku ran into Sora who was sitting on the shoreline and looking at his own hands. You know, hands are pretty interesting. He could stare at them for hours, just watching and--

"SORA."

Sora almost fell over. He turned around to see his best buddy ever, Riku. "RIKU! You scared the crap out of me!" he accused.

Riku laughed. "Haha."

Sora frowned. "So how are you and Brittany?"

"...what?"

"She ran around this morning telling everyone you two were an item."

"..."

"Riku?"

Riku looked at Sora in disgust. "I just told her to back off last night. Um, that's sort of the reason I'm here."

Sora blinked. "So you guys aren't an item?"

Riku looked at the boy blankly. "No."

"...okay then." Sora turned around to continue to stare dumbly at his hands.

Riku coughed again. "I told her I was gay to get her to leave me alone. But I didn't tell her who with."

Sora looked at the older boy questioningly. "Uh... cool." He then lost complete interest again.

"OHMYGOD SORA. YOU ARE SUCH A RETARD." Riku facepalmed and sighed. "Just pretend that you and I are ... YOU KNOW. You know?"

Sora eyed Riku carefully. "What's in it for me?"

Riku shrugged. "Want a sandwich?"

Sora nodded quickly. "Is it peanut butter?"

"Of course."

"Uh... OKAY!" Sora jumped and tackled Riku.

From a far distance, Brittany watched, but their voices were inaudible to her. GASP!! Now she had to kill Sora and make Riku see the light to WUB HER FOREVER AND EVER.

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*shot*

So uh... Haycock and Tricy told me to write the next chapter, so I did. Here goes nothing, ne?
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Brittany sat on the dock, her single tear rolling down her face. Because, you know, she just couldn't be kicked out of her beloved 'Sue club. It was like, her life!

Her perfect strands of silver/black/gold hair shone perferctly in the sunshine. Her perfectly manicured hand came up to wipe away her one tear and she pulled out a notepad out of nowhere. Cause she was magical like that and was somehow related to Olette. Anyways.

She took out her pink puffy 'Sue pen and started to write down a list of ways she could get rid of Sora and be forever with her WUN TWU WUV!!11

Yet, after the first idea, she couldn't think of something else to write, because oh so fatigued from practicing with her pretty 'Sue blade. So, instead, she decided to find some help. Standing up she looked around for someone to help. There was Tidus... no good. He only thinks about that Blitzball game, which she just happened to be a master at. There was Wakka... no, he was worse. Hmm... there was Kairi, maybe she would help!

Skipping off with cherry blossoms following behind her, she made her way over to Kairi. "Kairi," she whimpered with her "beautiful" voice, "will you help me get rid of Sora so I can be with my wun twu wuv?"

"..."

"Kairi?"

"....Get the ******** away from me," Kairi muttered before stalking off down the island. Brittany smiled anyways.

"She must be so happy that Riku secretly loves me that she's speechless." Therefore, she skipped over to Selphie, who was sitting on her random dock and gazing out at the see with her legs swinging back and forth.

"Selphie, I need you to help me come up with a plan to get rid of Sora and make Riku see that I'm the only one who loves him."

"Actually, I was going to go play with Tidus and Wakka in a minute..."

Brittany frowned and grabbed Selphie's hand. "Oh, please, won't you help me? I love Riku... We belong together!" She whimpered with her teary shoujo eyes, and Selphie was put under the Sue spell.

"Sure, I'll help you," chirped Selphie before bouncing up and holding the other's hand, dragging her over to the waterfall. "I know the perfect place where we can plan!" Selphie pulled Brittany past Wakka and Tidus, who looked at the brunette like she had suddenly grown two heads and declared herself the Queen of the Destiny Islands, and into the Secret Place where they found... Riku? And Sora?

Sora moaned and slid his hand up Riku's shirt, his other intertwining his hands in the silver hair. His own shirt lay discarded on the ground next to Riku, and their lips were joined in a passionate kiss.

"RIKU!"

Sora cried out in surprise and fell off of Riku's lap. "Ah! Brittany, what are you doing here?" he screeched, grabbing his shirt and clutching it to his chest. Riku merely groaned and looked over at the 'Sue, obviously trying to hide the rather noticeable buldge in his pants.

"What do you want? And Selphie, I told you to never tell anyone about this place!" he hissed.

"Oh, Riku! What has that nymph done to you?!" Brittany accused, throwing her arms around Riku dramatically as she fell to her knees. She pointed a finger at the cowering brunet, and murmured, "You tricked him, didn't you? You tricked him into being gay!"

"Uh... yeah..." Sora murmured, sliding on his shirt and dashing out of the cave.

"Wait! Sora!" Riku cried, trying to wrestle out of Brittany's grasp. "Let me go!"

"No! Riku, I'll never let you go! I love you!"

"...Really? I love you too!" Riku exclaimed, throwing his arms around her and pulling her close to his chest...

...Or at least, that's how she imagined it...

What really happened was this:

"I don't care! I've known Sora longer than you, and personally, I like him better!" He wiggled out of her grasp and followed the brunet.

"Um... What just happened?" asked Selphie, confused beyond all words, the 'Sue spell broken.

"Oh, nothing..." Brittany mumbled before looking up at Selphie with shojo eyes. "Still gonna help me?"

"Sure!"

"Riku really does love me, I know it!" Brittany sighed, and pulled out her magical pad of paper. "So, how should we make Riku see the truth?"
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*is mobbed*

The story I sporked before was taken down from FF.net (weird...) so I decided to try another one. I went exploring. After skimming some of these, I thought to go read some Sora/Kairi. ._.; It's not that bad...

I inserted myself because I'm rather bored and couldn't help it. Sorry.

~ means that I inserted a comment halfway through a paragraph.

This is Death Wishes by sora's long lost lover

Sora: My WHAT?
Riku: Long lost lover. ...I wrote it! biggrin ...Just kidding, this is someone disguised as me.
Kairi: o_o *takes off silver wig and smiles innocently*

Disclaimer: i, unfortunately, don't own Kingdom Hearts...and im sad

Kairi: Had it been owned by you, the game would have had so many typos that the English players would have thought to keep the game Japanese and understand it better.

the name of the main character is pronounced liked sky-ra minus the 's'...-.-

Genki: I didn't know how to pronounce "Hermoine" and "Ginny" when I read HP, and I didn't see J.K. Rowling print out a pronounciation guide. I recently had somebody say hi to me on a video and mispronounced the "G" in Genki. (She used it like a soft G, like "Jenki." It's G like... Grass biggrin )

chapter 1: "who are you?"
"Where am i?" asked a confused Kyra, as she wandered around in the darkness, she tried

Sora: Where'd the rest of the sentence go? I want to know what she tried!
Riku: Crack. It's obvious from the lack of grammar.*clicks tongue*

looking around and saw nothing but the darkness surrounding her. "Hello? mom, dad, Sora! anybody!" she yelled.

Sora: There it is!
Kairi: If she's walking around in the darkness, hasn't it already surrounded her?

"Who are you?" asked an ethreal voice out of nowhere. She whipped around looking for the source of the voice and not seeing anything."Who's there?" she yelled. "Where am i?" she started to run and fell to her knees and started to cry, when she felt a presence behind her. she looked behind herand saw someone standing there with saw silver-white poking out from inside the black hood. The figure stuck out a hand, she stared at it and hesitantly put her hand in his.

Riku: "...to receive the tasty treat offered by him. But alas! It was poisoned and she died a slow, painful death."
Sora: Or it could be like that Tomb Raider movie, when the guy vomits blood all over himself. Neeeeat.
Kairi: You guys are violence-whores...

Kyra woke up with thin layer of sweat on her forehead, she raised a trembling hand to her forehead and wiped the sweat off. She looked around at her bright pink room.

Sora: ._. I wonder if there's unicorns on the walls too?...
Riku: I'm starting to feel sick already... it's so pink I could lick the wall and call it Pepto Bismal. e_e
Kairi: "Bright pink room" do not belong in a sentence in that word... EVER.

'Why is it always the same dream, why am i always calling for mom and dad and Sora? Who is this Sora person anyways? and the guy with the silver hair in that black coat?' she wondered as walked over to the mirror and noticed that she looked pale and a few strands of her light, brown hair.

Kairi: Seeing as how a lot of kids run to their parents when they're scared (especially when they have no FRIENDS) would be a good reason why you're calling for you parents.
Sora: And me and Riku (silver-haired dude) are just figments of your imagination.
Riku: Happy figments of your imagination. biggrin

kyra hino, 15-years-old, and a girl who has no idea about howshe got live with theHino's. She had long, light, brown hair, kinda spiky at the bottom, light, tanned skin (from being in the sun all the time.) kinda short, '5"4", loves to run aroundon especially sunny days, in which today wasn't. She had brown eyes and unblemished skin (no fair...)

Kairi: light/tanned skin? Choose one. x_x
Riku: *reading off a milk carton* She was last seen in the suburbs of Lancaster County (scribbled in) ANTARTICA and has been missing since last Wednesday.
Genki: ...Lancaster City? ...where could THAT be?
Riku: This is YOUR fancy handwriting. What did you do, dump her in the back of a Turkey Hill truck while you were at work?
Genki: MAYBE... ...our ice cream's yummy. =D

Kyra decided took take a long shower. (i love taking long showers!)

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Kairi: ...we just went from third POV to first...

when she got out she looked out the window beside her bed to see that it looked positively...gloomy. It was raining...hard and the wind was blowing, she sighed, it had been like this all week, and she was hoping today would be different, at that thought she blushed. Today she was going to tell her crush how she felt.

Riku: *backs into a corner*
Sora: She doesn't even know who you are, stupid.
Genki: I rather like rainy days. It's pretty weather and ALSO means that I don't have to work. =D
Kairi: Lazy bum.
Genki: I get paid $5.75 an hour, STFU.

'o darn and today we were going to go the beach, maybe I'll go to Sheena's place today.' she thought as she started to get dressed. She WAS going to wear white, but under the circumstances, that didn't seem to be such a good idea, so she decided to wear black and pink today. She a had black baggy shorts, a pink cami., a black button-up shirt (unbuttoned) and black short converse with pink laces and pink socks on.

Sora: Someone doesn't have the weather channel... you PLANNED a beach trip when you didn't bother to watch the WEATHER?
Kairi: Black and pink.... heeeey.... it matches with the darkness and your room! Whadda coincidence!

She walked downstairs to grab some orange juice and a bagel, when she stopped by her parent's room.

"Mom, dad? I'm going to Sheena's for a little bit, but I'll be backto fix lunch for you. Bye!" she said as she stuck her head into their room, even though she knew that they were still asleep.

Kairi: They're asleep... but you think they heard you. Okay. *cough*dumbmarysue*cough*
Genki: ...SHEENA? If you're talking about who I think you are, I will kick your a** so hard you won't be able to find it.

After she ate her bagel and drank her juice, (y'know, this is bad to write on an empty stomach...-.-)

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Sora: Naw, naw, it's better to read on an empty stomach. Then you don't get the urge to VOMIT.

she grabbed a hoodie and an umbrella and walked out into the storm toward Sheena's place, which happened to be by the forest, and that happened to be two miles ways from her house.. (and she had to walk to...actually she was running but either way she was in the storm...)

Genki: Is it too hard to write that in a paragraph? REALLY? "She grabbed a hoodie and an umbrella on her way out, running out into the torrent of rain. It was going to be a long two miles to Sheena's place."
Sora: Hey, you should write fanfics! biggrin
Genki: *icey glare*
Sora: ._. Did I say something bad?

' Damn, why did have to rain? TODAY of all days?' she thought as she ran , sometimes knocking into people who were crazy enough to be in this storm, people like her. ' ugh it's taking to long to get there, especially in this ra--' "aaahh" she yelled as she stepped in deep puddle. 'forget this s**t I'm going to stop somewhere and wait there till the rain stops..' she thought as she went past shops and chose one randomly and went in. She looked up at the shop and noticed that it was a little cafe' looking out onto the road.

Kairi: Lots of people run through the pouring rain, silly.

"Kyra? over here, Kyra!" yelled someone across the cafe', she looked over at the person who ahd called her and notinced that it was Wendy,one of her friends that was supposed to go with her to the beach, along with their other friends.

Riku: Coincidence? I think not. *casts Thundaga on them all*

Wendy had sand, blonde hair, light skin with freckles on her nose, bright blue eyes with glasses. Today she was wearing a blue bikini top and jean shorts.

Riku: She's been missing since yesterday.

"Hey Wendy, why are you dressed like that? We can't go to the beach now.." Kyra said referring to what she was wearing.

"Well it wasn't like this, it was sunny earlier, like an hour ago. then all of a suddenly started to pour!" she said taking a sip of her drink. "Hey, can i please wear your jacket, I didn't know it was going to rain and i was walking toward your place when it started to rain, soooo I ran in here and those guys over ther," she said pointing to a group of boys in the corner, "keep staring at me." Kyra looked over there and sure enough, they kept looking over at them.

Kairi: It wasn't raining all week?
Riku: Silly Mary Sue's friend! It was sunny until you stepped outside and made God mad ^^
Sora: God's a scary man. ;_; He broke the plumbing.
Riku: He's referring to the rain.
Kairi: ...how did you two defeat Xemnas again?

"sure, her sorry it's wet." she said pulling off her jacket and giveing it to Wendy. "That's alright, as long as it keeps those boys from looking over here, they're starting to creep me out, especially since their not dressed like the boys here usually are." she said putting on the jacket.

Kairi: There's this cool system called "paragraphs..." Wanna learn it?
Riku: All those boys are staring because they're devising a plan how to KILL YOU.
Sora: Put it on! Boobs are scary!
Kairi: ...
Sora: How do you think I was able to be friends with Kairi?! She has none!
Kairi: ... stressed

Kyra looked over at the boys again and noticed she was right. (I'm too lazy to describe four different outfits, so they're going to have the same outfit on) They all had on black Chinese-type outfits with silver lining and black shoes, each with different coloured hair: blue, green, red, and blonde and light-tanned skin.

Genki: Dude, your out-of-place A/Ns are killing me.
Sora: They're not A/Ns... they're magical elves that pop out of nowhere, guiding you on your wonderful fanfiction reading experience!
Kairi/Genki: O__o

The guy with the green hair was facing their table and looked Kyra straight in the eyes. Kyra felt a sudden stab of pain in her head, when she collapsed.

Riku: The plan has been set forward in motion!
Sora: Where's the bloody vomit?!
Kairi: *pulls out baseball bat*
Genki: Nonono. Use this. *gives her a camera and makes a pushing motion*
Kairi: :3 I see where you're going... and I like it.

When Kyra opened her eyes, she automatically closed them again, everything was bright around her and she opted to opening them slowly. She saw someone standing over her and stood up fast, instantly regretting it, when she felt dizzy again, almost falling forward when someone caught her around the waiste and stood her up.

Riku: Slow, painful dea--
Sora: *suddenly pushed into Riku's arms-- they kiss and there's a flash*
Riku/Sora: WHAT THE?
Genki/Kairi: *giggling*

"Who are you?" she asked looking at the person standing before her in the black coat. He took his hood off from ocer his face. She gasped. It was the guy with the green hair.

Kairi: *looks up ocer in the dictionary* It's non-existant.
Sora: *gasp* GREEN HAIR *ducks under the computer desk*

"You're one of the guys that kept staring at Wendy!" she exclaimed, trying to back away, but he still had a hand around her waiste. "Let go of me! Hel--!" she was silenced when he put his lips on hers.

Sora: Hellllo Nurse! =D
Kairi: Cliché... kiss... *twitch-twitch*

"There, are you going to be quiet so that i can explain?" he asked. She just stood there dumbstruck.

Sora: Dumberstruck is what you should be sayi--
Riku: *kisses Sora passionately* *whispers* Now are you going to stop making all the wise-cracks so I can stick one or two in?
Kairi/Genki: ...clichés are NICE.

"OK, first off, Kyra, I'm Giroid..."

END OF THE FIRST CHAPTER...

All: *throw a party*
Genki: I suck at sporking...
Kairi: *pats shoulder* With practice, you will improve.
Genki: Sweeeeet. x3

XD Nice, guys. ^^ *gives you gold stars*

0: THIS THREAD HAS BEEN INACTIVE FOR AWHILE.

So...

Tomorrow morning I shall post my newest spork! 8D

Yay, more sporking! <3

*cackles* That was awesome, Tricy.

Rae's soap opera is so screwed up...<3

xD If I wasn't swamped with homework, I totally would. <3