Who knew that advertising could be such a dangerous thing. Many ethics and morals are completely disregarded in the face of children, in order to sell sugary cereal and make millions. Here are some examples of the disgraceful behaviors exhibited.

Trix
- The kids have constantly harassed the Trix Rabbit.
-Animal cruelty- the rabbit is denied food.
-False Advertising claims that “Trix are for kids” when many adults enjoy the cereal.

Lucky Charms
-The kids are always stalking Lucky and invading his privacy
-They are not punished for breaking and entering Lucky’s property.
-Theft is committed several times.
-Lucky uses technology unknown to humans, possible alien.
-He has destroyed public property, although if only to escape the kids.

Captain Crunch
-Captain Crunch gets away with destroying houses and public property with his massive ship.
-It is possible he uses slave labor to man the ship.
-The “Crunchetization” process most likely uses alien technology
-Captain Crunch can be considered a necromancer, and has often used his cereal to bring inanimate objects to life, including fossils.

Cocoa and Fruity Pebbles
-Barney has shown no remorse in committing several acts of deception, burglary and stalking.

Cocoa Puffs
-Sonny has become a master at deceiving and brainwashing kids into thinking they can ride rollercoasters and other such rides, made entirely of chocolate.
-Commercials show how the mental health care of this country needs improvement.
-Various hints of racism (Chocolate?)

Frosted Flakes
-With his trademark phrase “They’re grrrrrrrreat!”, Tony the Tiger has brainwashed millions of impressionable kids into believing it’s ok to growl when eating cereal and play sports with feral cats.
-The name “Frosted” Flakes reeks of racism.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch
-The kids actively defy the laws of physics
-Authority is constantly poked at, and adults are made out to be total idiots.