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Mark: A tuna and roast beaf sandwich. (His mom packed it)
Roger: A corn muffin and two pixie sticks.
Collins: 1,000 Hershey's kisses. (C'mon, you know that's a good one)
Benny: Roast duck and a Diet Coke.
Mimi: Fuzzy handcuffs Sorry, I meant some cookies.
Maureen: Milk. (Yeah, that's it, just milk.)
Angel: Ice cream, all vanilla baby.
Joanne: A fried bologna sandwich, no crust.


Let's see here... The director of the show Heroes decides that the characters from Rent are on 'The List'. What "Superpowers" would they all have?

Okay. Each of the characters are admitted to the hospital due to an increadibly bizarre or awkward problem. What are they?

You kind of sort of did it wrong. Like, they're not really the same kinds of powers... hope you don't mind if I do it over.

Mark: Invisibility, the ability to not be seen.
Roger: Flight, the ability to propel oneself through the air.
Collins: Technopathy, the ability to control and manipulate technology with the mind. (you know... rewired the ATM...)
Angel: Telepathy, the ability to hear the thoughts of others.
Mimi: Ice generation, the ability to reduce temperatures and freeze objects by force of will.
Benny: Enhanced strength, the ability to exert greater than normal physical force.
Maureen: Dream manipulation, the ability to manipulate the dreams of others.
Joanne: Persuasion, the ability to force others to obey one's spoken commands. (Have to get Maureen to listen some how...)

So I'm not completely rude, I'll answer yours too?

Mark: Had his stomach pumped for swallowing too much semen.
Roger: Wasn't admitted, but arrived at the hospital saying, "My erection won't go away! Am I going through withdrawal again?"
Collins: Got his c**k stuck in a vaccum hose...
Angel: Tried to peirce her own c**k and got an infection.
Mimi: Handcuffs cut into a major vein...
Benny: He got a gerbil stuck in his a** while assturbating. surprised !
Maureen: Got a crayon shoved too far up her nose.
Joanne: Maureen tried to peirce Joanne's nipples in her sleep and ended up stabbing her.

What's each of their favorite stores? (Can be from any time... current stores are fine... don't have to be in the 90s...)

Mark: Wal-Mart. Nerd.
Benny: Target, but he'd never admit it. Too cheap.
Roger: $.99/$1 Stores. He likes to get in and out quick and cheap.
Mimi: Barns and Noble. But it's not what you think. She stays at the adult book section. (I've found some rather risque things there, so don't tell me it's not-Mimi.) The only reason I say that, though, is because I don't know any specific names of crazy sex toy shops. eek
Collins: He'll cheap-s**t-shop with Roger. And on a side note, he HATES Wal-Mart. It's too controlling. It's too evil, being one of the top five evil organizations of America (along with McDonalds, Starbucks, the DMV, and the Girl Scouts, btw).
Angel: Um... Anywhere that has a clothes department or fabric department.
Maureen: So toally Wal-Mart. And when asked about it, she just says, "********: Waldenbooks, because I've already used another popular bookstore name, and she seems like that kind of book-ey person... <.<

Okay, how about this one... You know those TOTALLY cliche and stereotypical Native American/Indian names such as Dances With Wolves or Squatting Panther and stuff? Well, based on their personalities, actions, physical descriptions, anything like that, give each of them a stereotypical cliched Native American name. xd
I don't think that's been done... ninja