Pink Plastic Ninja
"Ma ex iz a fukn scrub. He talk shyt he cant bak up. he think he kno wut da hood iz but outta hym n i im da onli 1 whoz ACTUALLI livd in it. DON WAN NO MO SCRUBZ. f** yall scrubz. Diz chyk hea needz a man who can bak hiz shyt up n stai straight. Don wanna babi dyk puzzi azz shyt talkin bytch. Gimme da rea shyt or leamme alone. lmao damn.. lil boiz thinkin dey da shyt... sum1 need ta sho dem up..IMMATURE LIL AZZ BOIZ: LEAVE MA PAGE. men: halla.
diz chyk iz out
PEACE*~"
Fear not, for I am fluent in Idiot, being the idiot that I am.
I believe it says:
My ex is a ******** scrub. He talks s**t he cannot back up. He thinks he knows what the hood is but out of him I am the only one who actually lived in it. Don't want no more Scrubs. ******** you all scrubs. This chick here needs a man who can back his s**t up and stay straight. Don't want a baby dyke p***y a** s**t talking b***h. Give me the real s**t or leave me alone. Laughing my a** off damn.. little boys thinking they the s**t... someone needs to show them up.. immature little a** boys: leave my page. Men: holler.
This chick is out.
Peace. However, I am unable to comprehend the grammar of Idiot at this stage. I am able to translate words, but unable to speak it fluently. Please forgive me for not being able to help you further.