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The beginning of the whole Matt thing wasn't a work at all. But after they decided to play Matt Hardy's theme song, that's probably where he got involved. Eventually he deceived his own fans and exploited his own problem, creating a worked "shoot" that will eventually backfire on him. He pretty much betrayed his followers and joined his enemy in simpler terms. What's even more annoying is that he'll probably continue to pretend it was all real and that it wasn't a work at all. Matt Hardy is pretty much asking to lose his entire fanbase.

SMACKDOWN RESULTS~! SPOILERS:

*Smackdown General Manager Teddy Long came out to announce the main event for Summerslam when JBL came to the ring and said that his contract stipulates he gets a rematch with Batista and that makes him the number one contender, not the Undertaker. Long announces JBL vs. Undertaker for later tonight with the winner being the number one contender to Batista's WWE World championship.

*Chris Benoit & Booker T defeated WWE United States champion Orlando Jordan & Christian when Benoit forced Jordan to tap out to the Crippler Crossface. Christian had the chance to save Jordan but instead walked out.

*Backstage Road Warrior Animal told Heidenreich it was time for the "next step" and began shaving his hair into a mohawk.

*WWE World Tag Team champions Road Warrior Animal & Heidenreich defeated Chris Hamrick & Chuck Tealy (name here may be wrong).

*Backstage, MNM announced they had hired a publicist (it was WWE developmental diva Jillian Hall). The publicist announced Melina vs. Torrie Wilson for later tonight.

*Rey Mysterio came out with his son Dominic. Eddie Guerrero came out and said that even though he promised not to reveal the secret, he lied. He reveals that he, not Rey is Dominic's father. Dominic hops the railing and runs away through the crowd, with Rey chasing him. Eddie says that back when he and his wife were separated, he "got a sl** pregnant" with Dominic, and he "out of the goodness of his heart" allowed Rey and his wife to adopt him because they couldn't have children. They played it off like more would be revealed next week.

*Melina (with Jilliam Hall) pinned Torrie Wilson (with Candice Michelle) with her feet on the ropes.

*Backstage, The Mexicools are mistaken to be concession workers.

*William Regal vs. Scotty Too Hotty never took place as The Mexicools came out carrying concession items and attacked them both. Psicosis shoved the referee as well.

*JBL pinned The Undertaker to become the number one contender to the WWE World championship after Randy Orton hit Taker with an RKO.

Don't know why, I just felt like posting these.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!

DUM DUM DUM DUM....

Matt is back in WWE, Jeff is back in TnA, and all is right in those worlds

Oh Good God! That is hilarious! He IS a vampire!

Did you see Kamala on Smackdown the other week? *Takes two steps and slaps belly. Takes another two steps and slaps belly. Takes another two steps... And headbutts Randy Orton.*

Last raw was awesome, maybe one of the bestthis year... hope they do a lot more.